If I had a time machine I'd rather go back to the beginning of my vacation and live in that loop
Hitler? Nah, I’d leave that to you guys.
A faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophy
What if Tyrannosaurus Rexes moved and walked like chicken do?
Bobbing their heads at every step. How ridiculous must have that looked if it was the case.
I wish I could screenshot my dreams
The Crowdstrike whoops would've been so much worse in 2020
When people say two things "cannot be compared", they had to compare them to come to this conclusion. Are 'dissimilar' or 'unequal' better words?
What they actually mean is rather “these two things are very dissimilar”, or “these two things are unequal”....
What if Dinosaur is the most common form of life, and they sent their DNA here in a galaxy wide seeding operation?
The percentage of the population who did/didn't know of Crowdstrike probably reversed in the past week
While we're all worried about the future of America, the misogynous racists out there must be dying of stress right now (kbin.earth) Norwegian Nynorsk
Makes me feel a bit better about my general political anxiousness.
Everything on Lemmy is "NSFW" unless your work is to be on Lemmy.
What is DNC is working with RNC
What if we find out one day, it was all an organized game, to screw over the citizens?
Would Sentinel Island still be untouched in the Star Trek Universe?
If you haven’t heard of it, this island has a population that the world has collectively decided to leave alone, mostly because they have proven, on multiple occasions, that they absolutely do not want visitors. Like, arrow-to-death anyone attempting to land or even visit near their shores....
Hive mentality is the opposite of creativity.
"cool" and "hot" are both compliments
We don’t like being average
Truck wraps are like Lisa Frank, but for truck personality bros
Saw a “deer hearse” sticker the other day. So nice these guys have an outlet to express themselves. Like Lisa Frank stickers.
The song "Home on the Range" is essentially a limerick. Therefore, any limerick can be sung to the tune of "Home on the Range".
You will now sing every new limerick you hear for the rest of your life.
You can't spell "aggressive & hostile" without "asshole".
They should have a trash can outside the type of public restrooms where you have to turn a door handle to get out so you can throw away a paper towel if you use it to open the door.
Even doctor’s offices don’t do it. I get that it could mean double the trash to empty if you have one both inside and outside, but just for the purposes of public health…
Is really possible to understand the magnitude of ones own brain?
Think about it. The more you learned about your brain the more complex it would become. Also I’m not sure we have enough capacity to reflect on ourselves by processing everything. Think about the massive complexity of every connection. Could someone actually process that or are we limited by ourselves?
Remember guys: Your frenulum is just for friends.
If you're thinking about something and reach a conclusion that's super outside the mainstream, you could be right, but also could mean you should reinspect your assumptions.
I saw a post on lemmy about how we could prevent 133 holocausts by promoting animal rights and veganism. The article opened by doing some math about how many dogs you could torture and kill in order to be equivalent to taking a human life, and then how many animals humans kill, and concluded that we’re committing holocaust...
We started and ended the week with a crowd strike
The term literally means "exactly figuratively"
The term literally meant that what ever was stated happened exactly as described without any additional figurative meaning. However, as is normal for human language, the meaning of the term has changed in general conversation. The new meaning is “I am not exaggerating the figurative meaning of this statement.” This change is...