Dogs love belly scritches because they can't scritch their own bellies
Parents used to warn their kids that literature would rot their brains. Then it was the radio, TV, and video games. Now it's TikTok.
Socrates bemoaned those young’ns who had the audacity to read their Homer, instead of memorizing it....
During the beginning act of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, Link ends up losing an arm to what is basically a gangrene caused by Ganondorf's "gloom". Which is to say, a "Ganon-grene".
I really hope the developers weren’t thinking about this pun while developing the plot…
Everyday is like living through spring summer fall and winter.
I was just thinking that you could loosely look at each day being the four seasons. Morning is spring, afternoon is summer, evening is fall, and night is winter....
The opposite of workout is chillin
Facet plots (or trellis plots) are able to represent 4 parameters/variables in only 2 dimensions in an unusual way: by cutting up those 2 dimensions.
Picture from sthda.com/…/ggplot2-facet-split-a-plot-into-a-mat…
I just realized how incredible it is that we don't have toes growing out of our ears.
AFAIK it all boils down to the fact that during embryonal development our cells, which at that point were just a blob of undifferentiated autonomous chemical machines, somehow managed to unanimously agree upon the cardinal directions (up-down, left-right, front-back) for future development - and thanks to this, we don’t have...
Lightning McQueen is yesterday's Thomas the Tank Engine.
Both introduce the world to youngsters, but with different modes.
Young people, known for new slang/words, are also a group of people that are taught how to use already-existing language. New and old, creativity and tradition, concentrated in a group.
packets of ketchup are super wasteful
The grams of waste per teaspoon of ketchup seems high....
Cows seem sorta like oversized goats that are too heavy to climb anymore.
if trains honk at every crossing (in the US), shouldn't cars be honking at every crosswalk?
Even if you don't do anything special, you could be the catalyst for someone else to do something special.
Just wondering about how my life could have touched someone else’s and I realized this. Maybe you’re just joking around online and mention something that triggers an idea in someone else that leads to revolutionary new things that impact humans everywhere. Even if you’re forgotten, or uncredited, you had a meaningful...
I pronounce there and their differently
and I can’t really describe how. Their is more like a they with an r on the end.
Aliens must be baffles is they are looking at us doing COVID tests, without knowing what they're for.
Critical Role is DnD being played by Bards
Ice is just frorzen worter
Defederation is just another form of censorship
We should pick a few words to start intentionaly misspelling to see when AI picks up on it
Mindlessly petting a cat is like mindlessly washing a knife.
This was my best showerthought I left on reddit. I didn’t want to leave it into the oblivion.
Tooth doctor doesn't have the same ring as eye doctor
Saying eye doctor in a conversation feels normal. Saying tooth doctor feels like listening to someone who had a bad disco elysium roll and they’re punching themselves in the face to get the words out.