Any pizza is a "personal" pizza with enough determination
People are soup since they are mostly liquid with a meat base
The only reason it's Wednesday, is because we all agree it is
A dishwasher is just an electric/automatic sink
Covering part of the sun rays could stop global warming
Confusing right from left is easier than confusing up from down.
Mirrors don't swap left and right, mirrors swap front and back
Cash is backwards
Crossposted from lemmy.one/comment/283051:...
There isn't any difference between a cartoon and a movie where everything is green screen except the actors
Jean-Luc Picard's perfect British accent means that at some point in the future, Britts will invade France. Again.
Hello Lemmies! French Trekkie here....
It's called Lemmy maybe because we're all lemmings rushing over from Reddit
War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left
I've been in here at least 20 minutes and can't remember if I used bodywash yet
#literalshowerthoughts #meme #shitpost