Monkeys given infinite time would probably get carpal tunnel or form a labor union before typing out Shakespeare.
A 3d printer is basically just a really fancy hot glue gun
Specifically the type of printer that prints using spools of plastic filament, but that seems like the most common type anyway
Realizing that your old sister is not why your mom is angry at your dad's late in life sudden pro-choice stance.
Companies can be known as high risk/high reward but people are just called assholes.
The name Autotune is a play on words 'out of tune'.
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Cooking is just applied chemistry
You mix together chemicals and compounds, delicately adding them and heating them at specific temperatures to get a desirable output. You often have to care for other factors like air flow (how much to leave the pot closed or open) and material weight (like not adding too much in a cake or it’ll all sink to the bottom)....
Something to be mindful of when choosing a medical professional is that a D is still a passing score in school.
Lemme see your transcripts, Doc. I ain’t trusting my life to anything less than an A+, honor roll student.
When people say the phrase "Don't hate the player, hate the game", it removes responsibility from the player
I’m talking in the context of the “capitalist rules”. If you say the aforementioned sentence, you remove the responsibility of the player by dismissing the fact that the winner makes the rules....
Dissing car brands is console wars for boomers
Things like “Fiat stands for “Fix It Again Tony”” etc.
With the creation and use of ChatGPT and Bard, I bet ELI5 community and subreddit have had less posts, because people can just ask them instead.
Imagine if we could cure medical problems at the atomic level versus trying to fix them with traditional medicines.
Kind of like defragging a hard drive, but instead it realigns all your molecules into a perfect sequence so all disease and defects are instantly eradicated.
Wear marks on a belt are like rings on a tree. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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If on average, a person eats 8 spider in their sleep per year and assuming that no one other than one person ever ate a spider in their sleep, someone eats 64 billion spiders in their sleep per year
If they only swallow spiders that are 0.1 mg, they would consume 6400 tons of spiders every year...
Lemmy is slowly dying while Reddit is thriving
Isn’t it?
TLDW
The L is for “loud”
"Flower" rhymes with "glower," and "flower" rhymes with "glower." (kbin.social)
And vice versa....
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Most poodle mixed are called something Doodle except for the Cockapoo
You know when something's on the tip of your tongue and — as frustrating as it is — you'd prefer to try and think of it rather than look it up? There should be a word for that.
Looking it up just kinda feels like cheating, y’know? Or at least throwing in the towel.
Now that it is getting legalized everywhere, Cannabis should fall under the jurisdiction of the ATF rather than the DEA.
And when they perform raids, they should be required to shout “This is a F.A.C.T. jack”! Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
King Charles III must have felt really awkward when he watched the Lion King and heard the "I just can't wait to be king" song.
Also I bet he found himself humming it and got really upset with himself.
Warship is pronounced like worship, but worship is not pronounced like warship.
Warship “wor ship” and worship “wur ship”.
Lemmy is...
Half lame 4chan, half decent Linux support group.