"This generation is finished" --previous generation
Good title for a cowboy incest porno: Stepmom steps on stepson with Stetson
PEMDAS is technically correct, but morally wrong
If we’re supposed to be able to understand math as easily as a language, we should be able to read it from left to right like a language....
Marshmallows are the boba of the hot chocolate world.
Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ...
over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and...
Calling things "fat" or "heavy" is fattist. We should all say "rotund" instead.
As in did you hear that beat??...
If managers are so good at managing things, how come they can't manage to manage themselves?
Or why is it that managers need managers to manage their management? 🤔
Now that ChatGPT is being trained using Reddit posts
it will loose its ability to differentiate between there and their and its and it’s.
We live in a post information scarcity society and we still haven't moved on from capitalism.
Edit: Changed title to be more accurate....
Every star in the sky is interacting with you through gravity 🌌 We are all connected to the universe around us.
Gravitational force is never truly zero. If it has mass, it is pulling at you, though it may be so close to zero that you don’t realize it.
Pets are mental health barometers
I’m not very good at telling when I need more sunlight, exercise, or even food. But I can tell when our pet needs things, and find it pretty motivating to take care of them (and hence myself).
Vim is the original escape room
If Askjeeves.com was invented today, chances are it would be a GPT Site.
Instead of a less than useful search engine.
The umblilical cord is a baby's power cord until they are ready for wireless charging (breastfeeding)
Most stuff you touch was super hot while being made
After watching batman throw around explosives left and right I no longer believe batman doesn't use guns because of some sort of moral quandary but rather he just prefers the challenge.
I wonder if the aliens are as amused / shocked by what goes on in Florida as we are
why don't people say mega meters
How come people say 5,000 km and not 5 Mm?...