Discord would have made a better name for a decentralized network and Matrix would have been better for a private company.
In the show *South Park*, Stan/Kyle roughly represent the ideals the writers see themselves as striving for, while Cartman is who they subconsciously want to be
There is someone who's the first and oldest member of gen Z, and they have absolutely no clue that's the case.
Joseph Heller tried to warn us of MBA's when he wrote the character Milo Minderbinder
Everything is for the good of the enterprise, even if you have to bomb your own camp
april fools should span an entire week
1 day is too short
I didn't know were to share this, but the lyrics are definitely a showerthought (www.youtube.com)
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Maybe we are late in the universe, perhaps universe used to be a lively and vibrant place homing millions of civilizations. Now, we stand as the last remnants, hence, possibly the most advanced.
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Night lights that detect light levels are probably flickering so fast that it just appears to be on
Ok so I got this idea not while showering, but because I’m very high. The story does come from my bathroom though! I have a night light in my bathroom, and I was looking at the night light as I turned off the bathroom light. I’m a big nerd so I remembered that the things that detect light levels are actually diodes wired in...
Warm beer and cold coffee are the same temperature
So all this weight or bodyweight training with progressive overload is kind of just a way to communicate to our body and tell it to grow more muscles and strength?
Dinosaurs were around before Saturn had rings.
Saturn’s rings are around 150 mio. years old.
If I had an artisinal shop of any kind in America, I'd have an emergency button under the counter that lights up an enormous neon sign behind me that says "NO!"
I’ve seen enough of the internets to know this is a must have. Damn, if I was in America this would be a business idea in itself....
Jet Fuelled Steal Beams
Don’t Melt My Wet Dreams
3,026 years from today life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050.
Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website
Money doesn't make people crazy. Money lets people stop having to act sane.
The Bible story of the apple was probably originally a birds-and-the-bees type talk. Probably for girls.
The snake (of the trouser variety) tempts Eve with the forbidden fruit (hanky panky) that she shares with Adam. The consequence of which is painful childbirth....
Why the fuck do cars still have analog speedometers? Surely digital ones would be more accurate and much easier to read without looking away from the road for too long.
Guys it’s been 8 months. It was a bad take.
Rain on your wedding day isn't, in itself, ironic - BUT a song titled "Ironic" getting the very concept of irony wrong, that is the very core of irony, so... well done.
The Easiest Way to Figure Out the Answer to a Particular Question is to Confidently Post the Incorrect Answer on Reddit or Lemmy
I swear you don’t even care about the answer, you just want to be “right.”...
People with the nickname AL will likely change their nickname due to how it looks the same as A.I.
Bart Simpson is the millennial's Peter Pan
…here to hide us from the shadow of Homer
It's 2023/2024 and Roseanne Barr is now more attractive than Madonna.
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