Retirement Twist: Gabe Newell Bundles Company in the Valve Complete Pack and Sells It to an Unsuspecting Gamer
The point of racing is to spend the least amount of time doing something you enjoy.
I'm glad we don't snuggle people as a greeting the way we snuggle animals.
Edit to clarify that by ‘snuggle’ i meant all pets, scritches, belly rube, squeezes, ass pats, questions about who’s the goodest, nicknaming, etc.
Nothing is stopping a single individual from controlling 100 accounts on Lemmy to upvote and downvote whatever they want
Centaurs have 2 sets of ribcages & internal organs, which make them more resistant to organ failures/heart attacks.
That’s it.
At some point in the future there will be a movement to completely drop all computer technology for privacy reasons
Privacy services are sometimes hard to learn so people will just decide to go back to the old days. I imagine that it will be easier in a group.
Tiny homes are just mobile homes impacted by shrinkflation
The Fair Use disclaimer is the "Anti-Piracy" screen of YouTube in the sense that they are both about copyright, but have very different "permissiveness" on distribution of copyrghted matrial
Take That, Conspiracy Nuts!
The Earth is round to keep you from walking out of the simulator. If it was flat, there’d be a door or something.
I just realised that this is not a painting by René Magritte (en.wikipedia.org)
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If people from the US love the imperial system so much, why are their musicians using metronomes instead of footonomes? (kbin.social)
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Words are the hands of the mouth
descriptions of Demons and the arcane rituals required to banish them feverishly relayed by occultists in ghost/horror stories are a direct homomorphism to computers and actually how awful they are
Unironically....
"Virgin" and "Fucker" are both used as insults. Damned if you "do it," damned if you don't "do it."
A jungle is technically just a crowd of plants
If one conjoined twin commits a murder without the consent of their twin, will both have to go to prison or nobody?
Starbuck milkshake is like tobacco
Just realize: They call coffee, but unless I order black coffee, anything else feel like milkshake....
The only feeling worse than "Why didn't I think of that?" is "I thought of that, but didn't do anything about it!"
Shadowrun mixes fantasy and scifi, so someone out there has definitely made a Comm-Ent phreaker/hacker character by now.
Comm-Ents running aerials in their uppermost branches of their head but nobody can tell ‘cause they’ve made’em blend in. Paranoia’s even harder to pin down when the “trees” can literally be listenin’.
Ignoring the movies, Josie and the Pussycats were a way better cartoon band than Jem and the Holograms
Golden retriever are the Volvo of dogs
There's a reason why some people hang toilet paper over while others hang it under - it has to do with folding, and they don't want the paper to hurt
The+One+And+Only+Correct+Way+To+Hang+Your+Toilet+Paper-3048017586...
Skateboarding is just "The Floor is Lava" on wheels
AMAs are just self produced This Is Your Life for geeks
It’s an unpolished shower thought.