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TootSweet ,

Klingon continuity is the only thing on here that can get me riled.

Faith of the Heart is… whatever. What Janeway did to Tuvix, I definitely wish didn’t happen that way, but I can get over it.

But dammit stop fucking up Klingons, please. TOS gets a pass (and Enterprise, whatever its other problems, retconned a continuity fix for that.) But every Klingon fuckup after that is inexcusable. (Some more inexcusable than others.)

(Sorry. Sorry. I’ll go take ten deep slow breaths now.)

thepreciousboar ,

Which fuckup, except for DIS season 1?

usernamefactory ,

Any time they bleed red instead of fuchsia is an unforgivable violation of the sacred canon.

TootSweet ,

DIS season 1 is the worst Klingon continuity issue, but the Chris Pine Star Trek movie Klingons weren’t like other Klingons either. Enough so that the fanbase had to start speculating as to how to resolve that inconsistency.

thepreciousboar ,

The Kelvin line of movies is 100% non canon in my head. It’s good they made a separate parallel universe, so I can pretend it never happened and just go on enjoying the rest of the trek

sundray ,

Wait, so now KLINGONs have a Bird of Prey?!

Deep breaths no, it’s fine, I’m over it now. Those breathing exercises really work.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah the Klingons changed over time, but once you they have a Klingon in the regular cast it’s kinda set at that point.

Worf is THE Klingon now. All other Klingons will be compared to Worf from here on out. Sure there can still be some variance, but if they stray too far off from Worf, they’re asking people to choose which is the real Klingon: Worf or whatever they’re putting up on the screen now. The answer will always be Worf is the real Klingon, and the new version is not a real Klingon.

It’s just how it is, and it’s really insane they tried to stray from Worf too much under the excuse that Klingons were changed previously. Yeah they were changed previous to a Klingon being a regular cast member on two popular Trek series.

Daxtron2 ,

Some of the spinning camera shots of early DIS seasons made me legitimately nauseous but I was also not entirely sober so like fair

QuantumStorm ,

What if I don’t like the new movies because jj Abrahms can’t direct for shit?

thejoker954 ,

Checkmark lens flares?

QuantumStorm ,

Good call.

VindictiveJudge ,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

Try Beyond. He had basically no involvement.

QuantumStorm ,

I’ve seen it, it’s definitely the best one.

Seasm0ke ,

How are you going to have two for Janeway but no mention of siskos war crimes or martial law. Smdh

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Because I can live with it.

jjjalljs ,

I understood that reference

Seasm0ke ,

Touchè

original_reader ,

Computer, erase that entire personal log.

Illegalmexicant ,

My complaint is I don’t know half of the acronym.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Super Teleport Adventure Ramble: Tuvix Razing Extermination Kink

xyguy ,

If you say it loud enough you’ll almost sound precocious.

Tolookah ,

I am not sure I like TOS because hair (pike)

ValueSubtracted OP ,
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

By far Pike’s most noticeable feature in TOS.

Lurkerino ,

Ive only seen DS9, and I loved it, which one should I watch next?

TotallyNotSpez ,

Voyager would be my recommendation. It starts on DS9. After that I’d watch TNG, but the first two seasons are rough. Also skip S1E4 (Code of honor). Trust me on this one.

criitz , (edited )

In seriousness, I would suggest TNG for a comparable experience. Plus it also has Worf.

Just start at season 3, or be ready to go thru the rough years first.

dutchkimble ,

And miss the beginning with Q?!

criitz ,

If he’s lucky

beccaboben ,

Specify if comic sans! You got me!

digger ,
@digger@lemmy.ca avatar

We’re calling out Comic Sans, but not Papyrus?

CptEnder ,

LMAO

Hair (not Pike)

Hair (Pike)

SkybreakerEngineer ,

“I get too wet looking at Pike”
Other: Not enough Klingon boy band

5too ,

I actually thought that scene was a missed opportunity to inject a Klingon operatic bit!

transientpunk ,
@transientpunk@sh.itjust.works avatar

This needs a love checkbox. Because, seriously, I love Pike’s hair, and I really need a place to complain about it.

hallettj ,
@hallettj@leminal.space avatar

That’s a different form

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

…of love

CannedTuna ,

Wait, people don’t like Faith of the Heart?

JimmyChanga ,

People detest Faith of the Heart

criitz ,

People with no faith of the heart

sem ,

I used to not like it, but then I liked it.

Now it’s my favorite part of Enterprise

cybervseas ,

Which Trek has too much chest hair?

FiskFisk33 ,
cybervseas ,

That’s not too much. We only get shirtless Picard like twice…!

FiskFisk33 ,
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

We’re still in not enough territory

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

I went to a celtic festival earlier today and there was a (male presenting) person in a dress you would expect to see on a docudrama about Jack the Ripper.

Inside this lady of the evening dress was the hariest person I have ever seen in a dress. Take that dark dense patch in the center of rikers chest, put that all over the exposed breast area, the upper back, arms, huge beard, very dense hairy legs. And all of it fiery orange.

That might be approaching “too much” territory, but I gotta say, what we have seen on star trek so far has been alopecia by comparison.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar
_NetNomad ,
@_NetNomad@kbin.run avatar

good of you to include pike's hair as a complaint, that way we know who to space

xyguy ,

Hello, I would like to complain that filling out a form to complain is exactly the kind of thing that Gene Roddenberry would be against so I refuse to do it. /s

qisope ,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

Please submit this complaint on the official complaint form

grue ,

Right column, second checkbox from the bottom.

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