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tiny_electron , in Developer compass

Top right is pure evil

SkyNTP ,

What’s wrong with notepad.exe?

tiny_electron ,

It is not as good an IDE as PowerPoint imo, hard to be productive with the mere notepad. Not even mentionning the lack of comic sans ms /s

jmsw22 , in Maybe one day I'll learn how to use Vim

I have about 30 years of my career left. That’s not enough time for the return on investment of learning VIM to payout.

taj ,

Eh. I know the basics. I can open, do some very basic editng, save and close. That’s about as much as is really needed, right?

MoreIronOre ,

You can close VIM? Fucking legend.

devien , in First thing the new hire did before quitting

So we try to populate this community with the same 10 jokes? Kinda hoped we would get some new stuff on here

sailsperson ,

It’s called programmer humor for a reason: we’re just using established libraries instead of inventing a bicycle from scratch.

AmbientChaos , in System admins be like:

Giraffes have a laryngeal nerve that runs down the length of their neck, around their heart, and then back up to the larynx for no good reason. It’s can be over a 15 foot detour! Imagine a sys admin seeing something like that, haha

crmsnbleyd ,
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pretty wild that natural selection just allowed that to happen. But then, the same can be said of many cable set-ups

Elbullazul , in is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages?
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Abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic

TIL that kafkaesque is a real word

i_love_FFT ,
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aka: all my code

anders , in Optimized Code

@yogthos What. That's not possible? 😃

yogthos OP ,
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my guess is the optimizer detects the infinite loop and removes it

ksynwa , in What working as an adult would be like according to your third grade writing teacher.
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Wondering if there is a monospace cursive font.

Some fonts express cursive elements whem italisised though.

Ephera ,

I mean, are we sure the font used in that screenshot isn’t monospace?
If you compare the two lines after the first comment, the columns seem to align quite well (though I cannot read some of that)…

Cwilliams ,

Wait, you can read any of that? Impressive

Ephera ,

Well, it helps a lot that I can guess the words from just knowing roughly what C looks like.

For example, the first line, I’m rather sure, reads:


<span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">static</span><span style="color:#323232;"> Chain </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">*</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#795da3;">create_chain</span><span style="color:#323232;">(</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">char *</span><span style="color:#323232;">name)
</span>

The only word I’m truly sure about, is “Chain”, and I can mostly read “name”.
The “static” and ”char", I would not be able to make out, without knowing that they’re keywords in C.
And the “create” is pretty much unreadable to me, but it would make sense to be “create_chain”, since it returns a Chain object.

Cwilliams ,

Ah, I see. My C skills could use some brushing up

gary_host_laptop , in How we see strings Rust/C
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All those are ways of calling string in C? Why are there so many?

gun ,
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In Rust, and I don’t know

gary_host_laptop ,
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Isn’t it a bad thing?

jet ,

Not necessarily a bad thing. If your method of invocation gives context about its possible use cases. You can make the program more safe because you know it’s being used appropriately. If you’re just passing a pointer around anything could happen to it. So it’s hard to help the programmer not make mistakes

loki , in Capitalism means holding onto dead IP just to spite people.

would open-source benefit from a security nightmare flash was? genuinely asking

vriska ,

having access to the source code could be a starting point to create an open source version free of its security flaws

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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Also an open source version of Flash that could act as a legacy emulator for old SWF and FLV games and movies.

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