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Henrik , in New VS Code Extension Replaces Booleans with Toggles

Previously I was able to search for “true” and “false” in my codebase. How do I do that now? VS Code has a new search interface specifically for toggles. It’s closed by default, but you can open it by clicking the “Toggle Search Toggle” toggle.

Yo dawg, I heard you liked toggles so we gave you a toggle to search for toggles in your toggle

Also, the section defining behaviour for null and undefined values are kind of bonkers.

Buuut, a nice visual nonetheless. I don’t see myself using it though.

Jakylla , in LMAO THEY GOT BUSTED
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Don’t know why he’s so annoyed, maybe you didn’t throw his database, but still something happened, I’m pretty sure…

agressivelyPassive ,

No, it's just a pretty lame joke that got repeated like five million times.

Unfortunately our community breeds an extremely self-referential, repetitive humour that can get quite annoying. Like that one guy pissing his pants laughing because 42 hahahaha.

gmtom ,

Haha little Bobby tables 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yewb ,

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Serdan ,

We still have more jokes than anarchy chess, though

Sage_the_Lawyer ,

Sounds like someone needs to google en passant.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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Sounds like someone needs to google en passant.

xyzinferno ,
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Holy hell

wupasscat ,

New table just dropped

HaphazardFinesse , in Not bad, actually
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God, there’s a joke in there about 404 (famous drum sequencer, often referenced for its kick sample), but I just can’t find it

Hobovision , in Call the Priest
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And we're already posting screenshots of reddit posts that are screenshots of tiktoks. Awesome

earlyadopter OP , in Not bad, actually
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And there’s also beatcoin 😅

akariii , in Daily Language Elitism

anal sex is good, tho

vanZuider , in Machine code be like
darcy ,
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goto: not even once

seaduck , in But only to do my job

My employer blocks adblock.

Aninjanameddaryll , in Daily Language Elitism
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I’m not seeing a problem with that statement

0xtero , in But only to do my job
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Once, many moons ago, a group of devs at my old work got deny on internal zone-to-zone Firewall open request that they needed for integration between two internal systems, so they ended up making a script that e-mailed the info to a hotmail.com (SMTP was open) account and then wrote a script to login and screenscrape the mail info from hotmail back to the other server (https was open through surf proxy).

xavier666 , in But only to do my job

I no longer waste time.

Because i have already broken all the company security policies.

Protip: convince the IT team that Linux is essential for your development work. Small percentage of the IT team is aware about security on Linux.

Difficult_Bit_1339 ,
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It’s been ages since I did IT. If I had a user who wanted to run Linux then I knew that, on average, they were going to cause me a lot less headaches with random user issues so I wouldn’t mind being flexible. Endpoint security will be different, but a lot of network security is handled through network devices that don’t care what the client is.

ImplyingImplications , in But only to do my job

My company once blocked access to its own website.

justinalanbass ,

You can never be too careful.

Difficult_Bit_1339 ,
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Noticing a lot of suspicious activity coming from there…

drew_belloc , in It just keeps happening man.
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I wanna a plugin for emacs, a debugger pre-installed and a animal/letter mascot, i need all of them in my desk untill friday

jnovinger , in Swapping integers in Python
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I raise you


<span style="color:#323232;">@lambda _: _()
</span><span style="color:#323232;">def result() -> int:
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    global a; global b; a, b = b, a
</span>

hat tip to @sisyphean via Cursed Python

Otome-chan , in Tell me your real address
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"okay how about this, you're always on your mac, tell me your mac's address"

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