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Boomkop3 , in Pure evil

You are evil

Imgonnatrythis , in Pure evil

See you in hell

xlash123 , in Pure evil
@xlash123@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s pretty funny! ���

JackbyDev ,



TAYRN , in Pure evil

If you do this, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

noughtnaut ,
@noughtnaut@lemmy.world avatar

The special hell.

MehBlah , in Pure evil

is there a decnet found satan sub around here?

Alexstarfire , in Pure evil

At least where I work, the developers who actually wrote the code would probably never see it. We have service staff that deal with an initial problems reported from customers. They’d likely figure out someone actually entered those values.

bleistift2 ,

You must have exceptionally competent first-level support.

Alexstarfire ,

They are quite well seasoned. But it’s also worth noting they are developers as well because the job usually has you debugging things or writing code that needs to be run for the specific customer. Not a large amount of code, but just things that end up being specific to a customer.

And if they have to come to a developer that actually works on the product, it’s usually a pain to try and figure out what is going on. Thankfully, this is very uncommon.

letsgo , in Pure evil

Must be the updated version of ~~####3$3$$%^^~! NO CARRIER

markstos , in Pure evil

Thanks, {{ firstName }}

InvertedParallax ,

Good Ole Bobby tables.

frezik , in Pure evil

Some hackers DoS the code. This guy DoS’s the corporate process.

big_slap , in Pure evil

I know what I’ll be doing April 1st 🤣

watersnipje , in Pure evil

👺 May your socks always be wet.

sik0fewl , in Pure evil

If you’re reading this, you probably live in a country that is a party to United Nations Convention Against Torture.

If your company is allowing this, please contact your government or another member state.

ComicalMayhem ,

What?

Entropywins ,

This is torture to do to a programmer…report people torturing others to the authorities

Xylight , in Pure evil
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar

I feel like saying nothing but undefined is worse.

Cysioland ,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Especially when there is absolutely no JavaScript in the stack

gerryflap , in Which one are you reaching for today?
@gerryflap@feddit.nl avatar

The “Forgetting How Your Own Code Works” is real. I’ve looked at code, thought to myself “what fcking idiot wrote this garbage”, only to see my own name next to it. It’s a very humbling experience

abraham_linksys , in Which one are you reaching for today?

I just picked up the latest version of “Copying and Pasting”. This edition discusses copying and pasting from various AIs. Looking forward to digging in

InternetCitizen2 ,

Glad to see they keep it up to date.

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