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CodexArcanum , in We have been played for fools

That’s why Rust had to be developed! Oxidize all those computers and stuff back to nature.

CodexArcanum ,

What’s with the downvotes on a silly joke? Is the Linux kernel team on Lemmy?

jlow , in Figma marketing done good
AnnaFrankfurter , in We have been played for fools

Or even worse embedded C

leo85811nardo ,

What’s wrong with embedded C? Would you rather write assembly?

AnnaFrankfurter ,

Hey assembly is good in the sense you are only dealing with one language but in embedded C you get bad parts of both C and assembly. You have to follow weird C99 or even C89 syntax and on top of that for each micro controllers you have to sift through several hundred pages of data sheet. Each one needing separate registers to be setup in a particular way for every single operation and so much more stupid ass shit.

leo85811nardo ,

All of the quirks you said are true, yet they still established the “okay” ecosystem of hobby-grade microcontrollers like Arduino, IoT devices, and other small scale robotics systems. None of them would have happened without the “okay” abstraction C/C++ provides as opposed to assembler

Thrickles , in As seen in Apollo 11 code

// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen

// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass

Glad to see the use of “temporary” code started early.

call_me_xale ,

I’ll bet Ada Lovelace had some somewhere.

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Hear me out, the entire universe is most likely temporary, so technically all the code you write is in fact temporary.

sundray ,

^^ The start of the Existential Programming movement

Johanno ,

Dear Americans, can smb. Please translate the date into ISO8601? I can’t figure out what the hell year day and month is in your example here.

Iapar ,

Obviously 22 is the month, then of course 07 is the day so that means 5 is the year. Easy.

Sam_Bass , in We have been played for fools

The issue is not aesthetic. It is that the feel doesnt match up to the look

chillbo_baggins , in Figma marketing done good

Figma is the worst tech product name since Wrike

Fleppensteijn , in It's good when the price of a cup of coffee increases - cuz it helps foss coders whose donation msg is 'Buy me a cup of coffee' 🙃️
@Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl avatar

As a poor European:

Coders saying “but me a cup of coffee” for $8.

I buy a pack of coffee of 250g for ≈ $3. An average cup, according to Google, is 7.5g.

That’s $0.40 for a cup.

(Or about 9 beers)

xilliah OP ,

At that point you might as well buy the smallest cup you can find and pour it in there. Maybe get it so low that it rounds off to 0,-

Aww, poor foss pwowammer amirite 😭

slowcakes ,

Making coffe at home is always cheaper, that why it’s attractive to sell coffee, I’m guessing that a coffee place buys their coffe cheaper than you, but they pay rent, staff, other bills and take the risk of owning a business.

And the price of coffe has high correlation with it’s availability. No one wants to walk a mile outside of the city center to buy a coffe on their way to work even if it’s 80% price difference, and that is what allowed them to sell cheap coffee for higher prices. But there’s more to it than that, you have different variants of coffee, some like to pay a lite premium to get a more exclusive one etc etc, there is probably a whole science about coffee pricing.

Fleppensteijn ,
@Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl avatar

Of course, but how often would you go to a coffee place? If you work in an office, coffee is usually free anyways.

slowcakes ,

Not that often, but mostly to socialize with friends, 8 bucks for coffee is to much, I avoid those places and go to places where it is about 2€ and spend some on a piece of cake.

But yeah, some people are not that responsible with their money and are willing to buy a coffee for 8$.

beeng ,

7.5g is a fairly week cup. An espresso is typically around double that.

UlyssesT , in Figma marketing done good

ligma-1 “No.” ligma-2

Hex , in Figma marketing done good

Figma balls

xmunk , in spreading misinformation online (javascript??)

PHP is also named after an animal.

konalt ,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty huge penguin

ryannathans ,

Penis

MyNameIsRichard ,
@MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml avatar

Penis Huge Penguin?

ryannathans ,

That’s the one. Tux fux

driving_crooner , in spreading misinformation online (javascript??)
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

There’s also OCamel.

choss ,

And Ada

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Julia is an animal?

xmunk ,

Yea, Julia is the name of the squirrel that routinely exploits my bird feeder.

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Yeah, there’s a bunch of humans called Julia.

FreshLight ,

Yes, under the right circumstances she can be.

sunshine ,

Ocaml stands for “Objective Categorical Abstract Machine Language”, so it’s pronounced like “Camel” but not named after it, unfortunately

AnnaFrankfurter , in spreading misinformation online (javascript??)

If I’m not wrong python is named after Monty python TV show and not after a animal

Faresh ,

I’m not sure, but I think that might have been part of the joke, seeing all the comments here.

Hope ,

Monty Python, being a comedy troupe, consists of humans, which are a type of animal ;)

h3mlocke ,

…Similar to pythons, which happen to be animals as well.

leaky_shower_thought , in spreading misinformation online (javascript??)

i think there’s something called aspnet, dolphin and badger.

also cowball for the artistic license.

pooberbee , in spreading misinformation online (javascript??)

C shell

Pete_topkevinbottom ,

By the C shore

TheSalarian ,

If someone hasn’t made a garbage collector for C and called it C Shore, they need to get on it asap

muzzle ,

There actually is a fish Shell

metaStatic , in spreading misinformation online (javascript??)

Ook!

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