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Moghul , in Everybody was kung-fu fighting
nigh7y , in I think I leave early today

Sometimes I dream of getting fired for accidentally doing shit like this. Sweet relief…

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Good companies wouldn’t fire someone for this because:

  1. There should be processes in place to prevent this, or recover from this, anyway. It’s a team/department failure and you would just be the straw that broke the camel’s back.
  2. They now know you’ve experienced this and will hopefully know to never do it again. Bringing in someone else could just reintroduce the issue.
grandel , in Who are these people, and why are they making a terrible terrible mistake?

I figured they are bots

ehrenschwan , in Who are these people, and why are they making a terrible terrible mistake?

I’ve got 7 on gh and 3-4 of them seem like serious developers with jobs. I don’t think I can handle that fame.

drew_belloc ,
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Can i have a selfie? 👉👈

JebanuusPisusII , in Personally I prefer `throw new nullpointerexception`

Libdbus: Trying to remove a child that doesn't believe we're it's parent.

SlippiHUD , in computer science irl
@SlippiHUD@lemmy.world avatar

Is a hammer a cosmic ray in this example?

bad_alloc , in computer science irl

Some security researcher: “angle grinder attacks on common lock systems”

jeena , in I think I leave early today
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I did something like that once, I wasn’t very good at SQL but I needed some data, so I logged in into the production database and run my SELECT queries, I didn’t change anything so everything was good, or so I thought.

I created a cross product over tables with millions of entries and when it didn’t respond I thought it was odd but it was time to go home anyway. On the way home they called me and asked what I did. They had to restart the DB server because once the cache timed out one application after another started failing.

jeena , in The programmer who turns complex languages into elegant symphonies.
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At university the by far coolest and most fun course was compiler construction. We had to write something which would compile a small subset of Java (Javalette) into the Java Virtual Machine instruction set.

I wrote my compiler in Haskell because it seemed that it’d be much less hassle compared to do it in a object oriented or procedual language.

It ain’t pretty but it’s honest work: github.com/jeena/CC/blob/master/Compiler.hs

joyjoy , in The programmer who turns complex languages into elegant symphonies.

When you write a compiler, you eventually have to write it twice. Once in a pre-existing language, then again in the language it compiles.

Just say no to bootstrapping.

Drewelite , in computer science irl

Lmao, I can’t tell if this is stupid, or genius access control. Like if they had problems figuring out which one of their six employees was leaving the lock open, give them each their own lock!

thiccdiccnicc ,
@thiccdiccnicc@beehaw.org avatar

You usually see these on fields that are co-owned or need to be accessed by several municipalities. Everybody gets their own key but can still have access to the area whenever needed.

Cevilia , in Stream of Consciousness is my Coding Standard
@Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
  • Perfect is the enemy of good.
  • Good is the enemy of done.
  • Done is the enemy of job security.
nicotinell , in computer science irl

Is it just me or removing any or both of the bottom locks wont work because the bar wont be able to pivot enough to be taken out?

Edit: nvm you can rotate the rod and slide the bar sideways.

sebastiancarlos , in Stream of Consciousness is my Coding Standard

why keep going when the objective

akariii , in LOL

you’re lucky my instance disabled downvotes

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