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ram , in LOL
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only programmers understand 😂 😂 😂 👌

pewpew , in The programmer who turns complex languages into elegant symphonies.
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The programmer who made the OS

inspxtr , in I'm a what now?

lol what’s the context here?

Zeus ,

it’s an official http response code


edit: no it’s not

akariii , in I'm a what now?

teapot. its used when the server refuses to brew coffee for the client because it’s a teapot, not a coffee pot

JohnDClay , in Priorities

The great thing about third party apps is that those are often the same thing! There’s definitely a ‘fine then, I’ll fix it myself’ attitude that’s a great motivator to many projects

cod ,
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The Memmy dev certainly seems to have been doing that, he’s been pushing out so many updates it’s incredible

relevants ,

isn’t that OP?

nekomusumeninaritai , in I have never posted on Lemmy

The comment with this comment’s UID in Lemmy’s comment database is not deducible from the Lemmy axioms. There! Out-nerded you 😜. (Please don’t call me on the details. Please don’t call me on the details. 🤞)

Che_Donkey , in more cat pics
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“Oh yeah I see the problem, you’ve got your power cable connected to your thermal paste…and I am a cat.”

hobbsc , in Binary
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That’s kind of a confusing way to explain binary

drew_belloc ,
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That’s kinda how my college explained

kamen ,

IMO it should’ve been an analogy with 9 in base 10, it would’ve been clearer.

c0mbatbag3l ,
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Common core binary lol

zurohki , in Binary

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don’t, and those who didn’t realise this joke is in base 3.

aaiding OP ,

Actually, there’s 2 more:

  1. People making off-by-one errors
AdamEatsAss , in Binary

Binary is not very pc. Everyone knows there are infinite numbers

Atarian , in I think I leave early today

You just triggered my PTSD

lackthought , in Gotta stay up to date on the latest buzzword!
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yogthos , in Gotta stay up to date on the latest buzzword!
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LMAO anybody remember NFTs, that was probably one of the shortest lived fads in recent history.

loops , in Programming Problem
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What are the last two? I know Python and C, but haven’t seen the last two.

pollocks ,

The third one is rust which has become a meme at this point. Programmers like it because it has almost as much performance as C but has a lot of safeguards preventing memory errors and vulnerabilities. I have no idea what the last one is tho

loops ,
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Did rust change it’s logo? I thought it was a gear. :s

ReakDuck ,

I think it just has two logos but idk

Double_A ,
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The crab is public domain, so you can use it to advertise your own Rust project or whatever. The gear logo belongs to the Rust foundation, which sparked some controversy a while ago.

dragnucs ,

It did not change logo. This is the mascot.

help , in Programming Problem

One big reason Nim never really caught on is because we’ve got lots of fast-ish languages with garbage collection (like Go, which sucks a lot of oxygen away from Nim IMO). Rust introduced a new concept to the mainstream that lets you program safely without a runtime hit for garbage collection.

solrize ,

Ada would like a word with you ;)

help ,

To my knowledge, Ada doesn’t have an equivalent to Rust’s borrow checker. I also think I covered that base by specifying “mainstream” 😀

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