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nigh7y , in I think I leave early today

Sometimes I dream of getting fired for accidentally doing shit like this. Sweet relief…

Dasnap ,
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Good companies wouldn’t fire someone for this because:

  1. There should be processes in place to prevent this, or recover from this, anyway. It’s a team/department failure and you would just be the straw that broke the camel’s back.
  2. They now know you’ve experienced this and will hopefully know to never do it again. Bringing in someone else could just reintroduce the issue.
somedaysoon , in I think I leave early today
@somedaysoon@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t even work with databases but I still have a fear of possibly doing this someday.

MajinBlayze ,

If it happens, it’s a lack of controls, and, at least mostly, not your fault

vanZuider , in I think I leave early today

Don’t call it “accidental database deletion”. Call it “unannounced live exercise of backup procedure”.

saluki ,
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Either that or rapid exodus from the country

Cover_czar , in Lemmy devs approaching the reddit API deadline like
@Cover_czar@lemmy.ml avatar

Is there any infinity(reddit client) developers contributing to lemmy.consider asking them

AnonLordo ,

Ask OP. He’s the dev of wefwef.app, a PWA for Lemmy. Github, Lemmy Community .

My favorite Lemmy app so far.

@aeharding: thanks for this great app.

Mac , in this comic is dear to my heart

This needs an obvious and uncommon spelling error. lol

G59 , in this comic is dear to my heart

My code is never that cute.

Saigonauticon ,

Yeah that’s what I thought too. Needs a hundred more mouths filled with sharp teeth. All screaming at once in a shattering howl that will darken your dreams for decades.

And eyes, eyes everywhere. Rolling in pain, or the deeper ecstasy of madness.

drew_belloc ,
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Put everything inside a try except block and if something goes wrong make it print “i’m sowwy, i made a oppsie daisy UWU”

tsac , in Ah, when we lose focus for a second and then we don't even known what our code was supposed to do

I like this version more personally.

ForgetReddit ,

Yeah the op is a rip off of this original that’s far better imo

Joe_0237 ,

That is when you should have gone to sleep by now, but you just want to figure this out first, and of course it feels impossible because youaree far too tired to think

candyman337 ,
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man, you are right, I’ve gone down some deep, stupid, rabbit holes trying to code while sleep deprived

TrontheTechie ,

Or you mistimed the Balmer Peak managed to do an ungodly amount of progress, forgot to comment in any meaningful way, and the next day try to go through all the changes you did and figure out what the Fuck your were on about, and how this thing works when it seems it really shouldn’t.

lowleveldata ,

Personally my memory cache is not big enough in the first place to wrap around complex problems. So I just write things down while thinking.

candyman337 ,
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jesus, this is so accurate is not even funny.

Dohnakun ,

Ditch the Remote Config Loader.

Aceticon , in Ah, when we lose focus for a second and then we don't even known what our code was supposed to do

Actually there’s also the breaking of the psychological state of Flow, which is the mental state of total focus and maximum productivity, which takes about 15 minutes to get to.

Years ago when I had to work as a programmer from the Trading Floor of a major Investment Bank (think Fishmongers’ Market but with Financial Assets) I bought some noise reduction earphones and have used those kind of things ever since as they really cut down on distractions and it mainly works.

It even cuts down on the “can you help me for a second” thing because other people actually have to get up and move to were you are to get your attention (as you can’t hear them unless they shout), so the zero-effort choice of just calling you from their seat to help them isn’t there anymore and one thingI learned pretty early in my career is that in the absence of a zero-effort help path through you for their problems, your colleagues will actually try to first solve their problems themselves and only come to you if they’re really stuck, whilst if you’re the least effort path to having their problems solve most will just default to breaking your focus and using your time to have their problem solved.

UncommonBagOfLoot , in I hate API like this

Wait, do you know if this still happens?

I have a ticket in our backlog to investigate similar issue with Teams Webhook reporting success but not posting anything.

None of us wanted to look at it so been in our backlog for a whilr

callmepk OP ,
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Since it’s been months, I haven’t checked… Will possibly take a look later

callmepk OP ,
@callmepk@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, this still happens

bane_killgrind ,

There’s a video somewhere by someone… Returning a blank document instead of an error code is sometimes a QoS decision. Clients won’t make a new request without the user intervention, so whatever resource that’s bottlenecked has time to catch up

lowleveldata , in I hate API like this

Sometimes it is because monitoring tools are set to generate alert on certain frequency of 4xx / 5xx errors

vext01 , in Couldn't stop myself from posting my favorite meme
@vext01@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

At least asm won’t stab you in the back

FiskFisk33 ,

no, it stabs you repeatedly in the face

vext01 ,
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Lol.

You know what I mean though? There’s no optimising compiler to do something entirely unexpected when you accidentally invoke UB.

BluDood , in Ah, when we lose focus for a second and then we don't even known what our code was supposed to do

Memory limit exceeded

bye_reddit , in A post titled "not a bug" causing a Bug

Maybe it's a feature?

Cr4yfish OP ,
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I think at some point I’m just going to accept that I can’t detect all image types and call that a feature lmao

CinnamonTheCat , in Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
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Remove windows, install Linux. K i l l process

sjatar , in this comic is dear to my heart
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scp999 <3

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