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LovelyCupcake , 1 year ago in JavaScript Pro Tip!

It works the other way around as well

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/94440162-a494-4013-beaa-cf40c2f8cea3.png

lemme , 1 year ago

Take my angry upvote!

SkyNTP , 1 year ago in Minor miscalculation

The moiré on that thumbnail though…

Sarke , 1 year ago in Minor miscalculation

I did this recently. Forgot to stop the timer one Friday and it logged me “working” all weekend.

AdamEatsAss , 1 year ago

At standup just go along with it to impress management. You’re so dedicated to the project you worked for 48 hours straight on a weekend.

Posts , 1 year ago in For-loops in Java don't require any code in the body. I can't control what you do with that information.

Well now I just wanna see more for-loop one-liners!

abclop99 , 1 year ago in Swapping integers in Python

<span style="color:#323232;">a = a ^ b
</span><span style="color:#323232;">b = a ^ b
</span><span style="color:#323232;">a = a ^ b
</span>

pootedesu , 1 year ago in Your peeler is vulnerable to around a half thousand critical-level vulnerabilities

The client requested carrots but after delivery tells you they actually meant zucchini. You think it is strange to put zucchinis in a salad but still meticulously go through their dish and replace all carrots with zucchinis. Upon delivery they ask why it tastes weird and you realize they meant cucumber not zucchini and they got the two confused.

evmexa42 , 1 year ago in (Deprecated)

stackoverflow: you are not allowed to pour this glass with chatGPT

abcd , 1 year ago in In ancient times, the internet was small and simple...

Seeing 258 in an IP Address made me cry 😂

pcouy , 1 year ago in In ancient times, the internet was small and simple...

There are far less than 255 countries in the world, and most countries do not have 255 regions.

On the other hand, most regions have more than 255 subnets, and with NAT these days, most subnets have faaaaar more than 255 devices

TeaHands , 1 year ago in Hackathon shenanigans

This is also how I feel watching discussions of how to contribute to Lemmy and what needs doing, when I previously thought I was a halfway competent web dev.

Nilesse , 1 year ago in Hello, World!

Missing the keyboard smash and the xyz_final_final

HoornseBakfiets , 1 year ago in Coincidence?

Those who program in rust

darcy , 1 year ago

i mean, any language, but yeah

blob42 , 1 year ago in Discovered The Logic for the Fishing Industry

use homomorphism and apply it to everything:

<span style="color:#323232;">interface Profitable {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">      exploitable() --> bool
</span><span style="color:#323232;">      can_organize() --> bool
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">let profitables: list[Profitable]
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">for entity in all_things_on_earth {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    if entity.exploitable && !entity.can_organize {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        profitables.push(entity)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">profit += sell(exploit(profitables))
</span><span style="color:#323232;">capital += buy_all_you_can(profit) - (buy_politicians(profit))
</span>

ture , 1 year ago in "We'll cross the bridge when we get there"

Not only presenting a solution that is impossible to build but telling the potential customers it’s already there and just needs small adjustments to fit their needs. YoU cAn Do It In OnE wEeK, rIgHt? JuSt AsK cHaTgPt

zaktmt , 1 year ago in Hello, World!

Ha ha ha

How did this person get into my projects in Eclipse?

I’m serious, I’m graduating with a CS degree in the fall and I really don’t feel like I’ve accomplished a whole lot.

plz help