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FilthyShrooms ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e630e1ad-1e1c-4b5e-8f95-8a2ba83ce376.jpeg

SlopppyEngineer , (edited )

And that’s how an iPhone with an interface that even a toddler can figure out sold a few billion units.

itsnotits ,

I’d* better write some documentation

reimufumo OP ,
@reimufumo@lemmy.ca avatar

Using better by itself is fine in informal context, and “had better” is only required for formal contexts. And I don’t think a meme on the internet counts as a formal context.

And also, 🤓☝️

OfCourseNot ,
@OfCourseNot@fedia.io avatar

That'd be a contraction of 'would' in this case, wouldn't it? As an ESL speaker I used to find these grammar 'mistakes' (for lack of a better word) made more difficult for me to parse the sentences. As with code 'written once but read many times' would apply here.

candybrie , (edited )

It would be a contraction of had: “I had better write…” Using would there doesn’t make sense.

leftzero ,

A proper engineer would make the tag absorbent and use the principle of capillarity to transfer the water to the bag (and the other way round once tea flavoured) to cover this case.

Users can’t avoid being stupid, but a proper engineer should be able to cover all cases.

Phegan ,

This assumes an infinite timeline and budget.

sukhmel ,

Well, no proper engineer will agree to less than that

CanadaPlus ,

And also the existence of a perfectly insulative, yet durable and long-lasting sheath for the bag. I realise it’s just an analogy, and in cyberspace that sort of thing is trivial, with real matter it’s beyond a pipe dream.

cupcakezealot ,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

you forgot

end user: this product is defective; the developer should be fired

chirospasm ,
@chirospasm@lemmy.ml avatar

If you have access to any kind of UX and UI folks, you automagicallly get a leg up on this, y’all. It is goddamn amazing.

Single dev on a personal project? Go find someone in the community who has an eye for design or hit up a design forum. Work has you on a project with only two other devs and limited resources? Ask for a favor from the UX team down the hall.

We are all tryna make good experiences out here. Let us avoid getting ‘teabagged.’

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Basically you have to hide all choice behind a settings page. Think of a cattle chute that only let’s them go one direction to the bolt gun. Wait…

refalo ,

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/d9b54143-adef-4397-b409-e6cbc4d02964.jpeg

amotio ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c30eee05-8824-4f27-80c7-b8b14afe672f.gif

BigFatNips ,

What’s this from?

karthnemesis ,
@karthnemesis@leminal.space avatar

gravity falls

Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

I design optics and I've seen a return request because they "couldn't see the target" and included photos to show what they meant. The customer installed it backwards and didn't bother trying the other way.

leftzero ,

If it can be mounted both ways it should work both ways. 🤷‍♂️

lvxferre ,
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

Speaking as a user (I’m not a programmer even if I’m often loafing around here):

Left is not “optimistic” but “assumptive” - blame the dev and the user.
Right is not “pessimistic” but “diligent” - blame the user.

But the worst type doesn’t appear in this pic: they’d put a ball of chicken wire around the label so it’s physically impossible to put it in the hot water.

MajorHavoc ,

I’m not a programmer yet even if I’m often loafing around here

Fixed that for you…

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dch82 ,

Clicks Accept Cookies

calabast ,

Smart developer: let’s make the label an 8 inch square so it won’t fit in any mug.

Midnitte ,

User: Folds square in half to fit into mug.

Nikelui ,
@Nikelui@lemmy.world avatar

End user: makes tea in a large pot, to fit the label.

stupidcasey ,

Developer: THATS IT WE’RE A BROWSER BASED APP NOW!

End user: why can’t I run this on my AOL account?

cupcakezealot ,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

end user: well how am i gonna get to the internet without aol?

lvxferre ,
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

Huge waste of material on the label.

Since the labels are larger, the boxes for those tea bags will need to be larger too. That incurs in additional waste of material and storage space.

People working in markets selling those tea bags will complain. Now their boxes don’t fit in the aisle alongside boxes with tea bags of other brands.

Customers will find it clunky and convoluted. Some will understand why the dev did it, and get angry - because from their PoV it’ll sound like the dev is saying “I assume that you’re a muppet, unable to distinguish the label from the bag”.

And some will still do like others said: use a larger pot, fold the label, etc. Defeating the purpose of the change.

There are plenty situations where you can be smart. This is not one of them, stick to standards and document it properly. “This is the bag, it goes in. This is the label, it goes out.”

(Not that it changes much for me. I’m still ripping the tea bag apart and mixing the contents with my yerba mate. Unexpected use case!)

RustyNova ,

tea_bag.unwrap()

smeg ,

Just get rid of the label altogether. I’m always suspicious when a teabag has a string on it.

veganpizza69 ,
@veganpizza69@lemmy.world avatar 

<span style="color:#323232;">if ( parameters.teaMass <= TEA_BAG_WEIGHT ) { 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    return "Error: incorrect input. Check if tea bag was inserted correctly into water container."
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> }
</span>
uis ,

#define TEA_BAG_WEIGHT 0

gnutrino ,

And then a users starts adding weights to the label until it passes.

veganpizza69 ,
@veganpizza69@lemmy.world avatar

unlikely

over_clox ,

I write graphics software that almost seems intuitive, until you realize I gave it a split personality.

Even I forget about the split personality side of it.

fsxylo ,

Hmm … Better pigeon hole users into only using the teabag.

“Why can’t I put the label in the water?!”

EmoDuck ,

https://xkcd.com/1172/

leisesprecher ,

Our legacy system always puts the label in the water and our clients rely on the faint cardboard flavor.

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