There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

programmer_humor

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

TootSweet , in wait what

'Bout time.

  • a Go fan.
aeharding , in wait what
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

Is this real or am I eating the onion

TootSweet ,

You’re eating the onion. I could see some government agency deciding that they as an agency would standardize on tabs, though even that would be a stretch. But not the White House.

bisby ,
Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

By adopting a tab-delimited approach to softwaremaking, ONCD is ensuring that the technical community’s expertise is reflected in how the Federal Government approaches these inconsistencies. Creators of software can have an outsized impact on the Nation’s shared security by factoring standardized tabulations into the development process.

For anyone who doesn’t want to read that whole thing.

pcouy ,

Lol I almost fell for it. I just Ctrl+F’d the link, no occurence of “tab” in the press release :D

CptEnder ,

You mfer you made me actually read

bloubz ,

🧅

NoLifeKing , in wait what

I will just write everything in one line to fuck them up.

fsr1967 ,

MUMPS has entered the chat.

treechicken , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

one box to handle all the frontend requests

why is my project’s architecture here lmao

ooterness ,
Dasnap OP ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Because you’re afraid to touch that one EC2 that’s been running for 3 years before you joined. You just ignore that ASCII dove the 3 times you’ve SSH’d onto it.

wesker , in wait what
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Maybe it is time for another civil war.

deadbeef79000 ,

It’s pronounced “GIF”.

DAMunzy ,

Hell no! It’ll be “GIF” until the day I die!

Artyom , (edited ) in Java...

I have a coworker who has 4 curved ultrawide monitors on his desk.

Edit: I checked by his office today, and it’s actually 3 ultrawides and 2 flat monitors. Sorry for misrepresenting the facts y’all.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Does he have them loop around 360?

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

A 360 ring of curved monitors. You could get two pixels, and accelerate them around the ring in opposite directions then collide them at close to the speed of light.

Wappen ,

Imagine the new colors we could discover

hakunawazo ,

After train, farm and goat simulator, now LHC simulator.

KinglyWeevil ,

4 doesn’t feel like enough to make the full curve but I bet its starting to get close. 8 is probably what you’d need for to truly encircle yourself

Artyom ,
XTornado ,

I would understand that for gaming, specially simulation stuff like car/planes or similar… But when working that sounds crazy, unless he has big as fuck dashboard with all kind of things being monitored.

phoenixz , in Java...

I worked on that monitor, it’s rather shitty. Give me two monitors side by side any day

FiskFisk33 ,

it can be set up to work like two monitors afaik

jaschen ,

Window button + left or right arrow

Aganim ,

Definitely a case of ‘to each their own’. I’ve got one at home, I never want to go back to mucking around with two monitors whether it is for work or gaming.

invertedspear , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

He even made the website a real thing www.srenity.online

Dasnap OP ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

We hope the site is serverless and scalable, but we all know that he’s probably thrown it on a t2.micro without Cloudwatch, just to feel something.

model_tar_gz , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

You were born to deploy K8s clusters.

OMG my sides. kubectl delete --all --all-namespaces

Maddier1993 , in A lot of YAML

Speaking of YAML, anybody seen the new PKL config language?

SHBI7368 , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

Let’s Sync up! Circle back!!!

treechicken ,
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

I think we gotta take this offline

Chewbaccabra ,

I’ve taken the CEO offline!

dylanTheDeveloper , in Stop using floats
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Integers have fallen billions must use long float

ohlaph , in What’s in a name?

Don’t give elon any ideas.

AeonFelis , in What’s in a name?

goto

samus12345 , in Java...
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
UraniumBlazer ,

Idk why, but the Java guy looks so cute in the last panel.

smileyhead ,

I want this author to make some comic with someone tickling him ^_^

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines