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anders , in Ahh...yes...new "code-free" framework

@devilish666 hm. how does that work?

anders , in Full Stack Programmer Doing Frontend

@LinearArray that 2nd image is me.

RustyNova , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

I won’t lie, but content like this is what I love on programmerhumor.

Also just use the (inferior) open source version of GUMBIES called GRUMBOSS. It’s way better!

s12 ,

The recent regulation changes at the end of February kinda killed GRUMBOSS though.

youtube.com/shorts/xEHSbHH4F_k?si=06iPTcwXRgQuT2q…

Valmond ,

LUMBIES is open source MIT and GPL3+

Just saying.

entropicdrift ,
@entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Yeah, but LUMBIES is missing catScratcher integration! That’s a core feature for my use case and the dev has taken a (ridiculous IMO) proud moral stance against any sort of felidae-adjacent features

gmtom ,

Gumboss doesn’t work with the new version of .net and no merge requests have been accepted in like 8 months so you have to manually patch each instance of it yourself to get it work.

There’s a script you can download to do this automatically and it works a good 70% of the time!

nieceandtows ,

Good luck with that. Nintendo just sued GRUMBOSS for $2.4M and shut the project down.

JakenVeina , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

If you’re unsure about GUMBIES, you should take a look at this video.

baseless_discourse ,

My wife is in accounting, and I always thought they have too many jargons.

Now I know how I sound when I talk to her…

Naich , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.
@Naich@kbin.social avatar

Every time I want to do something, I have a look around the baffling ecosystem of frameworks and end up writing it from scratch because it's easier than wading through the bullshit.

dgriffith , (edited )

You should release what you’ve written as a framework, that’s what everyone else is doing.

<Insert XKCD standards comic here>

I_am_10_squirrels ,

We’ve got a good name for it

Naich ,
@Naich@kbin.social avatar

I feel that the nature of my framework is too simple and too focused on a specific goal to be worthy of the name.

exocrinous , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

Look, the crystal maze is absolutely essential to run Woodchips without a waterslide. You can complain all you want, but unless you want to run back to Microsoft for your woodchips deployment, this is the way. I’m not saying Gumbies is perfect, here, just that it’s the only viable unix implementation. If you want come up with your own sandcubing solution for Flurble, be my guest.

Kaldo , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.
@Kaldo@kbin.social avatar
JakenVeina ,

Sees link

It’s retro-encabulators, isn’t it?

clicks

Ooooo, new programmer meme lore.

otter , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

Since this was originally a Mastodon post, here it is :)

mathstodon.xyz/

It’s fun that it went: Mastodon (fediverse) --> Tumblr (non-fedi) --> Lemmy (Fedi)

tkk13909 ,

Yeah usually we just go from Tumblr to Fedi. This is kinda interesting.

WhatAmLemmy ,

Turns out the content holds the value, and the hosting platform is a mostly replaceable and interchangeable delivery mechanism. Who would’ve thunk?

muntedcrocodile ,
@muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

Is the fediverse starting to get rolled into the mainstream content farm. Might help our cause and get more people on the bandwagon.

doingthestuff ,

I saw an article posted on Facebook yesterday about the five guys burgers and fries price complaints, and it quoted word for word comments I saw on a thread here on Lemmy the day before that.

SuddenDownpour ,

Literally Plato’s Cave.

jherazob ,
@jherazob@beehaw.org avatar

Heh, had already boosted, liked and bookmarked it, nice! 😄

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I had no idea that Tumblr was active again? I thought all Tumblr posts from the past 5 years were just recycled old stuff.

arandomthought , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

I am not 100% convinced that this is satire…
Gumbies isn’t real… Right?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I’d say God isn’t that cruel, but

peak_dunning_krueger ,

Gumbies isn’t real, but if you can explain to me how CI/CL or github actions work using only their documentation I’m going to proverbially eat a hat.

sukhmel ,

using only their documentation

Wdym, are you expecting me to explain something using nothing at all‽

This is really very relatable, some projects lack both clarity and documentation, and trying to make sense of internals from the examples is a mess of a process

arandomthought ,

Funny you should mention GitHub actions. It’s exactly one of those tools where I was like “this seems cool. I would like to use it, but I don’t even know what for…” and then when I tried to look into it some more I was just more confused than before.

Bennieboj ,

Example: update a discussion based on a markdown file.

github.com/…/update-discussion-from-readme.yml

pory ,
@pory@lemmy.world avatar

Gw2 jumpscare

tkk13909 ,

Wdym? Gumbies is a must-have for any competent Summit developer these days!

amio ,

Give some JS dev about fifteen minutes

mindbleach ,
Malix ,
@Malix@sopuli.xyz avatar

www.gumbies.co.uk it’s real all right.

aniki ,

Are… are these tacti-cool… slippers??

ordered.

arandomthought ,

Okay at least I know what to do with those.

Malix ,
@Malix@sopuli.xyz avatar

because this is the internet, I’m not exactly sure what you mean with that… and frankly I’m scared to ask.

arandomthought ,

I mean I was just going to put them on my feet… That’s what they’re for, right? RIGHT?!
Oh god, now I don’t know either…
Nothing is certain!
Reality is starting to crumble!!!

Malix ,
@Malix@sopuli.xyz avatar

no, you must copulate with the shoes, do it. DO IT NOW.

Otherwise there… is definitely a tomorrow. But… you know, you do you.

tkk13909 , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

Wait a second… Is that a Mastodon screenshot on a Tumblr blog?!?

arandomthought ,

Quick! Screenshot it here and post it on Facebook! The cycle must continue!

jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not on facebook, so I took a screenshot and put it on discord

sukhmel ,
BurningTurtle ,
@BurningTurtle@programming.dev avatar

time to put it on matrix

jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Your turn!

BurningTurtle ,
@BurningTurtle@programming.dev avatar

Give me a screenshot of you putting it on Discord, and I will.

jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar
jerrythegenius , (edited )
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll need photographic evidence of you putting it on matrix

BurningTurtle ,
@BurningTurtle@programming.dev avatar
jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar
chemical_cutthroat , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

ThomThumb:

@anarchywoofwoof I found some documentation that answers your question: www.deadlink.com/dontevenclick

anarchywoofwoof:

@ThomThumb Thanks, that’s exactly what I needed, so glad to have the answer to my problem. I’ll leave this up for anyone that has the same issue.

retrolasered ,
@retrolasered@lemmy.zip avatar

Must … Click

muntedcrocodile ,
@muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

Nolonger works with current api check out www.deadlink.com/dontevenclick#migrate for how to update

Redkey ,

Thr34dN3cr0 wrote (14:12 5/17/2019):

Does anyone have a way to fix this in the latest version? I’ve been looking all day but none of the answers I’ve found work.

Thr34dN3cr0 wrote (14:48 5/17/2019):

nvm figured it out.

elxeno ,
Kolanaki , in And don't forget RTFM
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Don’t forget to RTFM

Someone documented enough of a thing to call it a manual?

Godnroc ,

Manual? You mean the half-finished wiki someone put together that is the only source of information while also missing the information I need?

fidodo , in Full Stack Programmer Doing Frontend

In my experience it’s normally frontend programmers that go full stack.

Fades ,

Exactly, this meme is backwards

frezik ,

It works in either direction.

CanadaPlus ,

That would make sense. They’re both very different from the other.

Bubs , in Brainfuck is the sixth circle

Apparently, this is the code for a Hello World program in Malbolge:

(=<#9]~6ZY327Uv4-QsqpMn&+Ij"'E%e{Ab~w=_:]Kw%o44Uqp0/Q?xNvL:H%c#DD2^WV>gY;dts76qKJImZkj

Shyfer ,

Beautiful

Yearly1845 ,

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  • gravitas_deficiency ,

    Idiomatically nonsensical, as all things should be.

    RootBeerGuy ,
    @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Biblically correct hello world

    LostXOR ,

    Looks like the backticks in the program messed up the formatting a bit, here's it with fixed formatting.

    (=<`#9]~6ZY327Uv4-QsqpMn&+Ij"'E%e{Ab~w=_:]Kw%o44Uqp0/Q?xNvL:`H%c#DD2^WV>gY;dts76qKJImZkj
    
    

    Not that it's any more intelligible. :D

    brbposting ,

    What steps did you take to fix the formatting?

    (Save me the Unicode identifier / dive into console :) )

    stebo02 ,
    @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    just copy the comment?

    LostXOR ,

    I just grabbed the original program from Wikipedia and put it in a code block.

    mindbleach ,

    The document icon below each comment is “view source.”

    brbposting ,
    mindbleach ,

    … where are your vote icons, in general?

    brbposting ,

    Wasn’t logged in,

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/da351898-0631-4b4d-b967-89acca032873.jpeg

    nice thanks :)

    Still curious why your comment doesn’t show on Lemmy.world!

    mindbleach ,

    General ban by an admin being an asshat. Haven’t bothered asking nicely to get reinstated.

    Lemmy desperately needs some default notification, because what newbie is checking a site’s modlog with any regularity? I didn’t even know it existed. I was bickering with some troll who said ‘you’re cruising for a report, mister!’ despite being far further over-the-line than me, and I said, that’s adorable, knock yourself out. And then things so thoroughly stopped working that I assumed my LW account had been straight-up deleted.

    Meanwhile, that troll suffered no consequences whatsoever. Despite starting shit, getting personal, and being wrong. My accordingly low opinion of moderation across Lemmy has since been vindicated more often than not. This was the largest instance that didn’t demand “civility” as a constant choke-collar, and the worst problems I’ve had have still been mods flying off the handle in cases where I’ve been perfectly polite.

    Apparently I can’t say please and thank you without people taking it as vicious sarcasm, so I don’t fuckin’ try and I don’t fuckin’ worry about it. It’s been freeing.

    brbposting ,

    You’re cruising for a double report now, mister!

    Aww man. Good point about the notification. Better luck in the future.

    FreshLight ,

    Ah, yes! Much better!

    mox ,

    Huh. Looks just like Perl.

    yetAnotherUser ,

    And I’ve heard it took years until someone managed to do it

    JATtho ,

    Holy cow.

    mrkite ,
    @mrkite@programming.dev avatar

    Mom, put down the phone, I’m using the modem!

    ThePyroPython , in Brainfuck is the sixth circle

    So is there a 9th circle? Would that be a programming language where the only way to compile would be to speak op-codes out loud in the correct sequence & cadence into a microphone?

    frauddogg ,
    @frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    High Ceremonial Programming(k)

    force ,

    oh my god don’t give them any ideas for tonal programming languages

    Natanael ,

    Too late, take a look at teletext and RDS for radio, and also literally the very first cable free TV remote controls

    mindbleach ,
    neutron ,

    There’s a conlang introducing phonemic hats, so why the hell not?

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