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intelati , in User with this age already exists

xkcd.com/1700/

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/new_bug.png

21Cabbage ,

Well I just got a great idea for next time I need to change a password.

MostlyBlindGamer , in User with this age already exists
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When you pick the wrong column for your primary key.

Endorkend OP , in You know Mastodon is going to be big when ...
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Best thing is, the accounts that do this get taken down at spectacular speeds.

IamRoot , in User with this age already exists

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    Speiser0 , in User with this age already exists

    Enter NaN. Or else your age is just a number.

    henfredemars , in User with this age already exists

    What happens when a user grows a year older?

    MajorHavoc ,

    Every other user will also have grown a year older, so it will be fine.

    senbonzakura ,

    Not at the same time!

    CanadaPlus ,

    thatsthejoke.gif

    MajorHavoc ,

    We will have to synchronize everyone’s birthday, yes.

    Luckily, 40% of our users were born on January 1, anyway.

    IronCorgi ,

    A newborn user can register?

    JoYo , in You know Mastodon is going to be big when ...
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    I miss switter :(

    paddirn , in User with this age already exists

    Incredibly exclusive userbase, less than 100 users ever at any one time.

    FaceDeer ,
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    If I encountered a system that badly designed, I would check to see if it takes non-integer ages and maybe get in that way.

    Beanie ,

    Why stop there? How about a lil’ white hat hacking with SQL injection :)

    FiskFisk33 ,

    bob’; DROP TABLE users;

    CanadaPlus ,

    Failing that, there’s also unreasonably large numbers and negative numbers.

    jayandp ,

    I’m 65535 years old, and you can’t prove otherwise!

    CanadaPlus ,

    Only neanderthal kids will remember.

    tubbadu , in You know Mastodon is going to be big when ...

    We neef a Federated onlyfans

    readonly ,

    onlyfeds? wait…

    rufus ,

    owncast.online

    Not quite… But right direction.

    original_ish_name ,

    Pixelfed + peertube

    Selmafudd , in User with this age already exists

    17.1

    jameridev , in User with this age already exists

    …and don’t forget the matches…

    JackGreenEarth , in Clyde, the most advanced and intelligent AI known to man

    Now ask Bing Chat 😂

    Player2 ,

    For some reason it turns French. I’ve never seen that behavior before to be honest. https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/09735948-525d-47fb-8fd5-8076cef8288d.jpeg

    BatmanAoD ,

    This is as funny as the Clyde response, arguably funnier.

    Player2 ,

    It’s probably some pre written thing for this area (Quebec) that overrides my set language. Definitely funny!

    CanadaPlus ,

    Based on my epic Canadian “cereal box French” this does appear to be a boilerplate “sorry you’ve had a bad experience but don’t ask the bot” message.

    BatmanAoD ,

    I really like that it follows this up with, effectively, “we’re done here, get out”

    MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

    Love how Bing chat just gets uncomfortable all the time and nopes out of most conversations

    Decide ,

    I’ve used it to help me understand some code concepts and debugging, but over the last two weeks, it went from competent to completely stupid half of the time. It also fails to connect so often, it’s unreal.

    30p87 OP ,

    For me it starts bullshitting about Microsoft being a large company so mistakes can happen, but ofc M$ is dedicated to being good and reliable blablabla. Definitely not my experience with M$ Teams. I should reach out to support. Well those idiots first “advice” would be using Edge on Windows ofc. 1000010592

    Karyoplasma ,

    I love how it “sources” the reliability of Azure by linking to the Azure storefront. Great job.

    Hogger85b , in Clyde, the most advanced and intelligent AI known to man

    I thought this was going to be a joke on the pacman ghosts logic

    30p87 OP ,

    Considering all ghosts have different algorithms, and Clyde is probably the most advanced, switching between hunting and fleeing, it would be true, as probably nothing was so advanced in 1980.
    Honorable mention to HL 1 for having more advanced cockroach algorithms in 1998 than some human algorithms in 2023.

    FlickOfTheBean , in What's your most obscure binding?

    I typically don’t know what I’m doing, so my favorite binding is :q!

    ptrckstr , in What's your most obscure binding?

    alt+z for saving, I guess?

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