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Vast_Emptiness , in Typescript

Idk man. I use python ;)

Ciel , in Can someone explain why authors do this?
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okay, writing and computer science have a common problem: names are hard

vrek ,

There are two hard challenges in computer science cache invalidation and naming things

lhamil64 ,

And a second problem, off-by-one errors

moosetwin , in Typescript
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https://i.imgur.com/W1bNHic.png

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RacoonVegetable , in rule

Netapp 🤮

ripcord ,
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:)

who do you prefer?

inclementimmigrant , (edited ) in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

Saying you should be able to clone and own your AI girlfriend still sounds very wrong.

morrowind OP ,
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yeah that’s part of the joke

4am , in I code with fear

The angle of the dangle

Olmai , in You could say, I am an odd person!

my life is more of a f(x) = -|sin(x)| + 0.2

JPAKx4 , in It's that time of year again

Try importing a package, you may have to purchase a license or subscribe to use it.

IndiBrony , in You could say, I am an odd person!
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But do you steam a good ham?

xmunk , in It's that time of year again

Love is in the air… the sudden outbreak of atomic war just reduced you and everyone you know to a fine mist - what did you think I meant?

user224 ,
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I thought you meant RF signals carrying “love”.

xmunk ,

Hmm, that sounds like a much easier approach… but I did already buy all these nukes.

Agent641 , in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

Its illegal to reboot a server without first saying quietly “Hold on to your butts!”

marcos , in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

It’s true. The odds increase several times.

jaybone , in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

I just chain smoke on my 286

jimmydoreisalefty , in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/946b46b5-225f-4409-a9ad-be251b5ed32b.webm

doggle , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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