programmer_humor

ShrimpsIsBugs , 1 year ago in My prof can meme fr

I can physically feel the pain in the first one

fmstrat , 1 year ago in You know who you are

Don’t forget the ARM64 to AMD64 conversion.

average650 , 1 year ago in It gets better the longer it runs

Why not just test all even numbers greater than 2? It covers infinite numbers and passes 100% of the time.

PalmTreeIsBestTree , 1 year ago in Colors, localized.

I don’t how you teach basic counting at a young age in French without learning higher grade level math.

Kiwy , 1 year ago

Joke aside, it’s not taught as 4 × 20 +10 but simply “90 is pronounced quatre-vingt-dix” — which kinda is a mouthful, but you rarely count to 90 as a kid anyway.

PastorHaggis , 1 year ago

Sounds like you were just a quitter. I counted to 100 all the time to show off.

Lmaydev , 3 months ago

I’m counting to 100 right now, fight me!

Wander , 1 year ago in Colors, localized.

//German

Farbe=“#Neunundneunzigdoppelefdoppela;”

joneskind , 1 year ago in Colors, localized.

As a French, I understand this post and it hurts because it’s true.

Beanie , 1 year ago in The customer is always right. 🪞

I suppose it would be possible if you surreptitiously turned on their webcam and used the output of that in place of where they would want the mirror

kylxbn , 1 year ago in The oldest joke in programming history

For a serious reoly, I think the expression “If they have eggs, buy two” is redundant. If they didn’t have eggs, the kid just can’t and won’t buy any eggs.

I think the proper command would be, “Please buy 1 bottle of milk and two eggs.” That way, the kid won’t be confused and it’s still a proper valid command.

Unfortunately though, the sentence is ambiguous even to non-programmers. It is unknown whether the if condition applies to

• buying two eggs (buy two eggs)
• buying two bottles of milk (buy two bottles instead)
• or buying a bottle of milk (buy another bottle)

Simply because they didn’t specify which to buy.

For a non-serious reply,

<span style="color:#323232;">cart.add(supermarket.takeProduct(ProductType.milk, 1));
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">if (supermarket.getProduct(type: ProductType.eggs).length > 0) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    cart.add(supermarket.takeProduct(Product type.milk, 2));
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">cart.checkout();
</span>

The kid should have bought a total of 3 bottles.

Sotuanduso , 1 year ago in Firewall Alignment Chart

That punchline hit like a tree falling onto a network cable.

Woozy , 1 year ago in The horror

C is the language of the gods. No mortals can be trusted with such power.

pwshguy , 1 year ago in Firewall Alignment Chart

I’ve actually had an excavator take out my network. I’ve also had networks taken out by forklift, train, and a semi-truck towing three other semi-trucks.

tappyturtle , 1 year ago in xkcd #1987: Python Environment

As a mac user I feel this

Patch , 1 year ago in Rock Star Developer

“Rock star developer” was originally coined to mean literally the anti-pattern of what you want from a Dev team.

It’s someone who undeniably has plenty of skill, but who also:

• Has an unbearable ego.
• Doesn’t work well with others.
• Doesn’t document or comment their work properly.
• Refuses to work to other people’s designs.
• Becomes an enormous key man dependency.

(Or some combination of similar traits).

The fact that recruiters heard the term and thought “hey, rock stars are cool, let’s get as many of those as possible” is hilariously tragic.

IWriteDaCode , 1 year ago in I am your Scrum Master!

“Help, help, he’s measuring my velocity!” is my new favorite line

CoderKat , 1 year ago in function {}

I'm sorry, are you saying you indent the braces? Cause if that's not unintentional, those are both horrifying!