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jeena , in What is it about?
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I’m subscribed to !programmer_humor and !programmerhumor and you often cross post to both of them at the same time. Could I ask you to use the build in cross-posting functionality in lemmy so it only shows up once in my list? Otherwise I’ll need to unsubscribe from one.

genfood OP ,

Esteemed Jeena,

I humbly beseech your indulgence and extend my sincerest apologies for the inconvenience caused by the recurrent cross-posting of content on the esteemed platforms of !programmer_humor and !programmerhumor. I am acutely aware of the vexation such redundancy may cause, and it is with the utmost regret that I admit my failure to employ the built-in cross-posting functionality within the esteemed realm of lemmy, which would ensure the display of said content in your esteemed list but once.

Pray, permit me to express my profound remorse for any distress or disarray this predicament may have occasioned. I implore your benevolence in granting me the opportunity to rectify my missteps and adhere to your esteemed request for the exclusive manifestation of content on a singular occasion within your discerning domain.

Verily, should you deem it necessary to withdraw your subscription from either platform owing to this grievance, I shall ruefully accept your decision whilst bearing the burden of my own negligence. Nevertheless, I earnestly beseech your forbearance and entreat that you afford me the opportunity to make amends, so as to retain your valued patronage.

Please accept, dear Sir/Madam, the most sincere apologies of this humble servant and trust in my unwavering commitment to rectify this issue posthaste. Your considerate understanding and magnanimity in this matter would be esteemed beyond measure.

Yours apologetically and with deepest contrition,

Gollum

LeopardStripesx3 , in Parent threads, watch out for your children accessing things they shouldn't be

Brb is clever.

ElectronSoup ,

At least it's a tail call

DonjonMaister , in Microservice architecture, they said. It will be fun, they said.
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I’m starting to learn full-stack development. This meme scares me, ngl.

Hammerheart , in Whoa, you're a hacker!

Yes, I use PowerShell with garish colors. Yes, I have to Google every step. No,I don’t understand the Microsoft docs.

nutlink ,

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  • ozoned ,
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    Black background with GREEN text is the ONLY way you HEATHEN! We are now enemies! And we shall settle this like gentlemen!

    TO THE GRID!

    😁

    WhiteBlackGoose OP , in Leave it for the Nerds
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    My first comic!

    JackbyDev ,

    Is the joke here that Fedora doesn’t use apt? Because that’s hilarious and I love it lol

    chris , in Strategy -> Result
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    I hate that it’s true.

    luckystarr ,

    Nothing lasts longer than a crudely thought out band aid solution to a not fully understood problem.

    xzinik , in COBOL inheritance
    @xzinik@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    oh this brings me back to when i used to work in banking, i got the privilege to do maintenance on a “simple” piece that was kind of a cornerstone for one of the nightly tasks, it was created about 5 years before I was born

    LordTCup , in title

    return !(x < y);

    Beanie ,

    return (x >= y); also works

    JackbyDev , in I'm looking forward to new O'Reilly book

    Getting Started with Dwarf Fortress exists which I still find hilarious.

    Kerb ,
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    Aw man, its a custom design.

    I’d love the classic animal template but with a kea holding a steppladder.

    lowleveldata , in The superior bracket style

    ok cool do whatever you want. Imma put in a pre-commit hook to auto format everything.

    sociablefish ,

    im gonna install my own reformatter to reformat it back on my machine, win-win

    BaroqueInMind , in The superior bracket style

    Honestly, I kinda like it.

    CreeperODeath ,

    I think it looks nice but I can’t imagine using it effectively

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