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sparkle , 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) in new preference war just dropped

in general, adjectives and verbs after nouns because it’s more organized/easier to search/filter. as god intended.

victorz , 1 month ago in Saw 37 the software Dev

Learn JavaScript. It’s a pretty good language. 👍

nomadjoanne , 1 month ago in new preference war just dropped

Romance language word order noun_descriptor is the right way.

Thcdenton , 1 month ago in Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate...

I like them both. But I only use lisp for fun.

FiskFisk33 , 1 month ago in Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate...

wh…

Laylong , 1 month ago in Not a Number

cost = “arm” + “leg”;

Swedneck , 1 month ago in Not a Number

lidl quality

ZILtoid1991 , 2 months ago in Perpetual Motion finally achieved!

I’m a D developer, this wouldn’t work for me. Hell, I can even in theory directly interact with C++ code from my language of choice, except I still haven’t. I have started to write a binding (and some nice D-style API) for Wasmtime, which is written in Rust.

ricdeh , 2 months ago in Perpetual Motion finally achieved!

Man, I love this template 😍

PoolloverNathan , 2 months ago in The easiest problem

I present to you quality variable names. (and a Mount Rustmore)

<span style="color:#323232;">(Reconfigure(f), </span><span style="color:#183691;">'c'</span><span style="color:#323232;">) </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">=> </span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">let mut</span><span style="color:#323232;"> p: Vec<</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">&str</span><span style="color:#323232;">> </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">= </span><span style="color:#323232;">vec![];
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">loop </span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">match</span><span style="color:#323232;"> args.</span><span style="color:#62a35c;">next</span><span style="color:#323232;">() {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">            </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">Some</span><span style="color:#323232;">(k) </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">=> </span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">if</span><span style="color:#323232;"> k </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">== </span><span style="color:#183691;">"=" </span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                    </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">match</span><span style="color:#323232;"> args.</span><span style="color:#62a35c;">next</span><span style="color:#323232;">() {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                        </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">None </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">=> </span><span style="color:#62a35c;">q</span><span style="color:#323232;">(</span><span style="color:#183691;">"need value for Rc"</span><span style="color:#323232;">),
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                        </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">Some</span><span style="color:#323232;">(v) </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">=> </span><span style="color:#62a35c;">u</span><span style="color:#323232;">(
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                            f,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                            |f| </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">Box</span><span style="color:#323232;">::new(
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                                |c| {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                                    </span><span style="color:#62a35c;">f</span><span style="color:#323232;">(c);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                                    c.</span><span style="color:#62a35c;">set</span><span style="color:#323232;">(p.</span><span style="color:#62a35c;">iter</span><span style="color:#323232;">().</span><span style="color:#62a35c;">copied</span><span style="color:#323232;">(), v);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                                    </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">for</span><span style="color:#323232;"> e </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">in</span><span style="color:#323232;"> p {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                                        </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">unsafe </span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                                            </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">Box</span><span style="color:#323232;">::<</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">str</span><span style="color:#323232;">>::from_raw(
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                                                std::mem::transmute(e)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                                            );
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                                        }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                                    }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                                }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                            )
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                        )
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                    };
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                    </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">break
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                } </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">else </span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                    p.</span><span style="color:#62a35c;">push</span><span style="color:#323232;">(</span><span style="color:#0086b3;">Box</span><span style="color:#323232;">::leak(k.</span><span style="color:#62a35c;">into</span><span style="color:#323232;">()));
</span><span style="color:#323232;">                }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">            }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">            </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">None </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">=> </span><span style="color:#62a35c;">error</span><span style="color:#323232;">(</span><span style="color:#183691;">"need path element or = for Rc"</span><span style="color:#323232;">),
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">},
</span>

lseif , 2 months ago

what is this for ?

PoolloverNathan , 2 months ago

Argument parsing; turning Rc foo = bar into Reconfigure(|c| c.foo = “bar”).

HeckGazer , 2 months ago in “ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS”

“It is not even wrong” - Wolfgang Pauli

DarkSpectrum , 2 months ago in Responsive Design Go Brrrr

“Your mom” also works.

Beanie , 2 months ago

did you mean to comment this here?

thesmokingman , 2 months ago in The real history behind the Lunix operating system

In case you want to fact check this post, I highly recommend Glyn Moody’s . It’s a nice, fast read and covers all sorts of cool shit. I’d love to see a sequel covering newer events.

(Edit: OP is facetious; mine is only facetious in that it references OP)

femtech , 2 months ago in Let's do micro service

We have openshift and all the works but only teams that want to use it, use it. Once your project is dockerized it goes swell.

Tyoda , 2 months ago in I am a sinner

Deprecated schmeprecated! Remove it or I’m going to keep using it! (and sleep well)