programmer_humor

TunaCowboy , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

sq

<span style="color:#323232;">git commit -m 'sq'
</span><span style="color:#323232;">git reset --soft HEAD~
</span><span style="color:#323232;">git commit --amend
</span><span style="color:#323232;">git push origin +release
</span>

RecluseRamble , 2 months ago in I just love pain

Right button right before a three week vacation.

Toes , 2 months ago in I just love pain

The Friday button should take your finger

zea_64 , 2 months ago in Take.Out.The.(Garbage|Cat)*

All human strings are finite…

devfuuu , 2 months ago

Pumping lemma enters the chat.

ChubakPDP11 OP , 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago)

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xmunk , 2 months ago

Famously true: youtu.be/5iln6fkwJOU?si=kOUFylQdMIZ6uQON

Heavybell , 2 months ago in "I want to live forever in AI"

The best part is, unless that function name is misleading, it doesn’t matter how the data is passed; a copy is being sent out over TCP/IP to another device regardless.

NeatNit , 2 months ago in "I want to live forever in AI"

I had to turn my phone sideways and go cross-eyed to spot the difference.

gramie , 2 months ago in [Request] Looking for resources on terrible algorithms, architecture, and design

Sounds like you should look at a few years of thedailywtf.com entries. Enough to make the staunchest man (or woman) weep.

Mesa , 2 months ago

thedailywtf.com/articles/gotta-catch-em-all

Dear God.

<span style="color:#323232;">try
</span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    /* ... some important code ... */
</span><span style="color:#323232;">} 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">catch (OutOfMemoryException exception)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    Global.Insert("App.GetSettings;", exception.Message);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">catch (OverflowException exception)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    Global.Insert("App.GetSettings;", exception.Message);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">catch (InvalidCastException exception)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    Global.Insert("App.GetSettings;", exception.Message);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">catch (NullReferenceException exception)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    Global.Insert("App.GetSettings;", exception.Message);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">catch (IndexOutOfRangeException exception)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    Global.Insert("App.GetSettings;", exception.Message);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">catch (ArgumentException exception)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    Global.Insert("App.GetSettings;", exception.Message);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">catch (InvalidOperationException exception)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    Global.Insert("App.GetSettings;", exception.Message);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">catch (XmlException exception)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    Global.Insert("App.GetSettings;", exception.Message);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">catch (IOException exception)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    Global.Insert("App.GetSettings;", exception.Message);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">catch (NotSupportedException exception)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    Global.Insert("App.GetSettings;", exception.Message);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">catch (Exception exception)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    Global.Insert("App.GetSettings;", exception.Message);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>

devilish666 , 2 months ago in Demand ad companies take security seriously first and maybe we'll talk.

What website that ask you to disable antivirus ? Capt ?

ptz OP , 2 months ago

They don’t, because it would be an insane proposition. The point of the meme is to say that asking to disable my ad blocker is like asking me to disable my antivirus.

Ad companies don’t or very poorly vet their submissions, and it’s incredibly easy for malicious actors to slip hostile code in through ads. Ad blockers prevent that and are a first line of defense.

ZILtoid1991 , 2 months ago

Not websites, but some people ask it to use their applications/games, that turn out to be viruses.

youtu.be/G3zkBWXR554?si=mR6wXNvI_74-Jj4m

bobburger , 2 months ago in Guess what my favourite language is:

Should include "has duckplyr" which is bad ass in the few weeks I've been using it.

eran_morad , 2 months ago

Bruh, this looks cool af. Seriously has me wondering whether I should port my shit from SQLite to duckDB.

bobburger , 2 months ago

I love duckDB, my usual workflow is:

• initially read my data from whatever source (CSV, relational database somewhere, whatever)
• write it to one or more parquet files in a directory
• tell duckdb that the directory is my data source

Then duckdb treats the directory just like a databese that you can build indexes on, and since they're parquet files they're hella small and have static typing. It was pretty fast and efficient before, and duckdb has really sped up my data wrangling and analysis a ton.

dojan , 2 months ago in Unused variables

I recently started poking with Vue, For the most part when it comes to webapps I’ve mostly worked with React, Blazor, and a touch of Svelte. The linter is so aggressive. I start defining a method and it instantly goes “IT DOESN’T RETURN ANYTHING!!”

Okay, thanks! I literally just defined the return type!

sum_yung_gai , 3 months ago in Some of my iterations are delightfully recursive

Immutable in order to protect against parallel code changing the size of the iterable?

Donkter , 3 months ago

Immutable because the only lists worth iterating over are the ones I define for myself.

LinearArray , 3 months ago in Unicode

We have a love & hate relationship with unicode.

joz3f , 3 months ago in It's time to mentally prepare yourselves for this

Why nyet we’ve never even been there?

reverendsteveii , 3 months ago in You wouldn’t get it

throw new SameJokeException();

Zuberi , 3 months ago in He revealed the secrets !

👀