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tourist , in What a simple fix
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

In my mind, this is exactly what happened with crowdstrike

BeigeAgenda , in Which one???
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

What about what I do: Just add . ~/.bash_BeigeAgenda at the bottom of one of the files, for all my own crap.

Grass , in If C++ wore pants

I needed this to save my stressful week. thank you.

reboot6675 , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Your .env with production credentials is now up on a public repo

NigelFrobisher , in After a particularly annoying update today

The original Azure progress bar was Microsoft’s crowning masterpiece of progress bars. It would very slowly fill up, and then wrap around and start to fill up again. To be fair, all of the animations in that early KnockoutJs version of the Azure portal were just incredible to watch, and someone must have put a lot more effort into them than they did adding features.

FooBarrington ,

To be fair, it’s really fun to work on that kind of animation. At least 50x more fun than debugging problems in your business logic.

itsraining , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

This needs to be a real command.

JackbyDev , in Bold Ideas For Funding Open Source Software

Bottom left one is laughable. I don’t think we’d have Mongo, Elastic, and Redis all on SSPL if that was true. (And yes, I know this post is a joke, I’m not trying to suggest it was a real suggestion.)

CodexArcanum , in Always try sudo

That command syntax looks kind of like how Skyrim’s scripting console works, and gods help us if reality is a Bethesda game! (Kind of, if you added string-parsing based overloads and, for some reason, a command-syntax sudo keyword.

explodicle ,

Need something?

cupcakezealot , in Why spend money on ChatGPT?
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

ask it to markdown all prices on the current page by 100%

MonkderDritte , in Implementing RFC 3339 shouldn't really be that hard...

Then the desktop reads it and does it’s own thing with it.

magic_lobster_party , in Implementing RFC 3339 shouldn't really be that hard...

Go:

01/02 03:04:05PM '06 -0700

Ephera ,

Is '06 the year? What in the crime against humanity…

expr ,

Why in the ever-loving fuck would it do that? My hatred of Go only continues to grow.

bloubz , in Average CSS

I guess the class matches the color of the background (applied on a parent element), and the text is the opposite color?

Ephera ,

My guess would be that they initially named the classes like the colors and then decided to swap those two colors.

bloubz ,

Pretty good guess

communism ,
@communism@lemmy.ml avatar

Lime text with a white background or vice versa sounds horrifying and illegible

ID411 , in Looks good to me 👍

Perhaps unknowingly, this is a rehash of an age old comic, where a boss needs to get his secretary to type up a massive report.

where_am_i , in Stop use docker

Meh, this one is weak.

humbletightband , in Explaining software development methods by flying to Mars

Like yes, but undone armpits generate more wealth than the rocket to Mars

shankrabbit ,

Heh… Armpits. I know what you meant, but you still gave me a giggle with that one.

humbletightband ,

Sorry, was writing it from the toilet. Needed to hurry in order to not miss a PBR

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