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Surp , in data secured
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www.voidtools.com

Download everything search.

You’re welcome 🤗

TheGovtTotallySucks ,

This is the way. Everything is a game changer, couldn’t live without it anymore.

katre , in Who is this "Jenkins" and what now has broken him?

Ha ha. I work on Bazel (a great build tools, bazel.build), and I agree 100%.

dingleberry ,

God I hate bazel/blaze.

katre ,

Thanks? I’m not sure why you wanted to share that with me.

lukini ,
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You shared randomly, they shared randomly. Balance in all things.

socsa ,

Hey buddy can you step over here, there’s a very tall cliff I want you to see

AzzyDev ,

Please ignore everyone else being unkind - I’m somewhat new to build systems in general, what are the advantages/disadvantages of Bazel compared to other build systems?

Sigmatics , in Who is this "Jenkins" and what now has broken him?

Yeah sure. Try building anything more complex than helloworld.c with a build.sh

jcg ,

More complex build systems are just build.sh calling other build.sh in different configurations and using different software. It’s build.sh all the way down.

Sigmatics ,

The point is that “build.sh” implies a single file, which becomes an absolute nightmare to maintain on larger projects

nothacking , in Gourmet Programmer

More like microwaving eggs with how buggy (and badly commented) chatGPT’s code is.

LazaroFilm , in Gourmet Programmer
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error function not defined init()But both the manual and ChatGPT are using it…

Kerrigor , in Confused AI Overlords
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Hot dogs vs legs, actual dogs vs chicken legs

tostiman , in Linux Best Practices
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Not related to programming

satinperson ,

🤓

aberrate_junior_beatnik ,

The channel is Programmer Humor, not Programming Humor

xigoi ,
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Still, why not post it in Linux Memes instead, so it’s more on topic?

Peruvian_Skies ,
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¿Por qué no los dos?

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

DOS is really old.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Are we gatekeeping memes again, Steven?

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

Not anymore. Not if you ran it.

original_ish_name ,

Shell script isn’t programming I guess

PipedLinkBot , in How to Flex as a Programmer, by Fireship

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=r6tH55syq0o

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dill , in [krazam]AI_Boyfriend, you wouldnt download one right?
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The writing is incredible in this.

losttourist , in Movies vs life
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There is a long abandoned (but it still runs) project called eDEX-UI (https://github.com/GitSquared/edex-ui) which basically provides a working, useable terminal surrounded by all sorts of the crap visual appearance of hacker terminals in the movies. Pair that with a terminal editor and you've almost got a movie IDE!

It's kinda fun for a while although I'd be amazed if anyone actually used it as their main terminal emulator program. But you could.

insomniac_lemon ,
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I could see it being a real thing. When you're making a game it gives you visualization for animations (both physics and visual-only) and shaders (maybe even a simplified stylized version). Random benchmark results/debug info. Drawing attention to syntax mistakes. An important email or video call pops up.

It would be cool and potentially useful, but completely un-asked for and likely distracting and a waste of space. Basically what if your computer was a non-cartoon clippy.

spamspeicher , in Movies vs life

And every little thing on the screen makes a noise.

greendakota99 ,

I’m surprised more people do not talk about this. Its easily the most annoying trope for me. Could you imagine hearing your machine beep through processing for 8-10 hours at a time each day? Its asinine to even consider anyone in these technology roles would deal with that.

nicerdicer ,

I think this is because it is pretty boring to film a computer in action, because it does noting - it doesn’t move for example. So beeping sounds were added for every action a computer would do: opening or closing windows, transferring files to a disk, calculating,…

These sounds were added at a time computers were not that common in every household and to emphazise that the computer is doing something. In recent movies, computers are more silent.

Another thing film makers did to show interaction with a computer is the constant usage of the keyboard. Every thing is done with the keyboard. Open a window: type 5 sceonds on the keyboard. Transferring a file onto a disk: type the whole bible on the keyboard. This was done because it would be pretty boring to show someone use the mouse or drag-and-drop files.

It its somehow compareable to the movie trope of constantly reloading a gun. You can see this often in older movies: the protagonist is going inside a building and he is reloading his gun. Then he stops a the corner of a hallway and is reloading the gun again - despite no shot has been fired. This was also done to show the audience that a gun will be involved.

droans ,

Don’t forget. If you have a server and it’s been penetrated, there needs to be a monitor which displays “SERVER HACKED” in giant, red, blinking text.

SomeRandomWords ,

Man, imagine how useful that would actually be though? You’d save a lot of money and headache a few months down the line…

heartlessevil , in Actually not funny

Programmer: “Does that mean it’s free?”

Cashier: stabs you in the face

spaceape ,

I give money to cashier, change comes out of coin dispenser. I say “Looks like I won again!”, cashier dies a little inside.

Every time.

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

Null is not the same as zero!!!

kogasa ,
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No, but these nulls might indicate references that previously pointed to memory that was freed.

mp3 , in When IT insists on autogenerated email addresses…
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Fake, there’s no way the sysadmin wouldn’t throw the HR rep who signed the policy under the bus (without some CYA documentation prior).

aloso ,

Oh, didn’t the domain somesoftwarecorp.com give it away?

mp3 ,
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Do I really need to put /s on my top comment…

darcy ,
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something something poes law

randomaside , in imagine if the crowsstrike bug was malicious...
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Wall Street bets regards linked to an evil admin attack? 😕

ryannathans ,

Some guy posted a short thesis for crowdstrike just hours before the thing happened

StellarExtract , in <br>

This made my eye twitch

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