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podperson , in Oh yay new features

Why are we still posting screencaptures of stuff from Twitter/not-X/Twitter?

lugal ,

Tbf the tweet is from 2021 so this looks like the category “I found old funny screenshots on my phone”

dbilitated OP ,
@dbilitated@aussie.zone avatar

well if you can say something funnier, I’ll post a screenshot of that

zaph , in The legend

Master Sudo

MJBrune , in Wow, what a comp for doing free consulting work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Is this from stack overflow? I never use it.

marcos , in Would you agree?

Is that image supposed to represent an utopia?

Nioxic ,

Its urban hell, but a few more trees

boeman ,

Ahh… It’s Gentoo

CodeMonkey , in YOLO-Driven Development Manifesto

My favorite YOLO-Driven Development practice (from a former employer) was Customers as QA. We would write code, build the code, and ship it to the customer, then the customer would run the code, file bugs for what broke, and we would have a new build ready next week.

It provides many benefits:

  • No need to hire QA engineers.
  • Focuses developer debugging time on features actually used by customers instead of corner cases that no customer is hitting.
  • Developers deliver features faster instead of wasting time writing automated tests.
  • Builds are faster because “test” stages are no-op.

One time a developer was caught writing automated tests (was not sure in the correctness of his code, a sign of a poor developer). Our manager took 15 minutes out of his busy day to yell at him about wasting company resources and putting release timelines in jeopardy.

Mardoniush , in Would you agree?
@Mardoniush@hexbear.net avatar

Nah, industrial and infrastructure should mostly use BSD. And “Never see a command line” consumer OS’s should generally be forks from Linux or other FOSS. Most Linux distros have come a long way and are ready for gaming prime time, but fail the “80 year old grandma who wants to digitise her record collection but is a bit unclear on double-clicking” test.

original_ish_name , in Would you agree?

No, firewalls should use openBSD

towerful ,

Why?
I’ve tried to Google this, but it’s such a general statement I can’t find anything about it.
Is it more mature in that regard? Sane/sensible/safe defaults for networking? More tools as part of the distribution for networking?
Did FreeBSD (or it’s predecessor/upstream/whatever) define the standards, so the implementation is more correct?

Or is it just that so many firewall applications run on top of FreeBSD (or a BSD flavour) eg opnSense, pfSense, openWRT (is openWRT actually BSD, idk)?
So, kinda a historical/momentum thing. With the benefits of wide spread specific use

LinuxSBC ,

OpenBSD is focused on being incredibly secure, and they generally succeed. Firewalls need good security.

argv_minus_one ,

Everything needs good security. Firewall devices only cover a specific, limited portion of the attack surface of machines behind them. One successful browser exploit or attack on an exposed port, and the firewall may as well be a paperweight.

LinuxSBC ,

True, but it’s hard to get end users to use OpenBSD. It’s really easy to make a firewall based on OpenBSD.

Rolando ,

I personally don’t have a lot of experience with this, but here’s a writeup about OpenBSD: nxdomain.no/…/what_every_it_person_needs_to_know_…

linearchaos ,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

FreeBSD this focused on making a general use operating system

Open BSD is focusing on security the developer insists on regular audits.

Under most circumstances I wouldn’t really care, we’re getting a long well enough on Microsoft and Android with security updates all the time. That firewall man, it’s sitting out there with its ass hanging in the wind, The only thing between you and a billion hastily written scripts.

jack , in Would you agree?

Linux itself does nothing for desktop computing, you also need GNU and the rest of the free software suit to better the world

superkret , in Recursion

Depends on what I know about the other lever pullers. This is basically limit poker when you’re the big blind.

Creddit , in Recursion

Just walk away and assume the original engineer put safety measures in place.

FaceDeer ,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

If you pull the lever after the trolley's first set of wheels has passed the switch but before its last set of wheels has passed the switch then you'll derail the trolley and everyone lives.

imPastaSyndrome ,

Except the guy in the trolley

FaceDeer ,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

He should have been wearing his seatbelt. That's on him.

Also, why wasn't he pulling the emergency brake? He deserves it.

merc ,

The group of kids on a school trip in the trolley.

That’s also another fun layer of metaphor to this whole thing. What’s in the trolley? Nobody knows, and has to make decisions based on that incomplete information.

Creddit ,

Yeah, not a bad answer! I’d assume someone is on the trolley too, but that’s just an assumption and, hey, maybe they would survive the wreck anyway!

UFODivebomb , in Shower thought:

You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)

nsfw936421 , in Shower thought:

This has to be a joke right?

tja OP ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes

morphballganon ,

No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things

Darkaga , in No Scrum - Parody of TLC "No Scrubs"

Thanks for this, I'm sending it to my Scrum Master.

Sendpicsofsandwiches , in If all my ports are blocked, and I still Docker Starboard?
@Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why do they call it oven if you of in cold food of out hot eat the food

ImpossibleRubiksCube , in data secured

“You have so many gigabytes on that disk, and so many different folders… it seems kind of selfish and draconian to insist on just one!”

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