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pivot_root , in I had to design a simple general purpose language for university, so I tried creating "ZoomerScript" with Jetbrains MPS

Does it compile into JVM bytecode or Java source code?

JVM bytecode is one of the most infuriating IRs I ever had the displeasure to work with, and if you managed to make a compiler for that, I applaud you.

prof OP ,
@prof@infosec.pub avatar

Fortunately I generate Java source code from it. However MPS generates both source and byte code when you build the solution. For some reason I can’t get the byte code to run though, but the source code does, so I don’t care too much.

pivot_root ,

That sounds about right for JVM bytecode… In any case, great work!

ursakhiin , in rule

I see nothing wrong, here.

My furry ass isn’t sysadmin certified and I sit it on the switch without a wristband, keyboard, and laptop daily.

arymandias , in I code with fear

It looks like your code could use some BlueChew™️

arymandias ,

To erectile this function

FilthyShrooms , in I code with fear

Cant get it up? It happens to us all, there’s nothing to be ashamed of

dylanTheDeveloper , in I code with fear
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

This is what I imagine serialisation does to a mono behaviour

Dasnap , in I code with fear
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Unity Message | 💀

FunkyMonk , in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

And being eaten by a motherfucking velociraptor in a mfin electric substation, coders are weak to dino sadly.

AmidFuror ,

Oh, Mr. Arnold.

MentalEdge , in FLOSS communities right now
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Me when Thunders (Lemmy client I contribute to) entire dev team is on matrix: happy noises

dog ,

Absolute chads those madlads

rimjob_rainer , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

My inflexibility

Blackout , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn't be able to stop me 😉

xmunk , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

My neck.

overzeetop , in Junior Dev VS Machine Learning
@overzeetop@lemmy.world avatar

You could say the same for a finite element model. A junior engineer with just 4 years of training can solve, explicitly, the deflection at the center of a slender, simple-simple beam of prismatic section and produce an exact (if slightly incorrect) answer. Building a FEM of the same can solve the problem and take longer (to make the model) with similar accuracy, both of which are good enough for design work.

Only a fool wouldn’t have a FEM around though, as it can solve problem that would take centuries for a human to solve. They may as well make a cartoon with the child digging a 3” hole in beach sand and then showing a backhoe making a jagged edged hole of the same size.

explodicle ,

Part of the reason this is a great example is you can easily calculate the maximum stress of an I-beam IFF you know where to find the simple formula. Even a dense FEA mesh will always give an answer like 3x4=11.9974, it’s worse. The education is how you know which formula to use.

xmunk , in Bartender Qualifications

Do you feel comfortable implementing pub-sub in our product?

DriftinGrifter , in ???

Isn’t this how everyone learns and does stuff? No one knows how to code since day one and no one tells people not to change files to executables without further inquiry I mean I get that its a meme but…

ILikeBoobies , in I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software

Cost/benefit

Manually saving will save a lot more time than it not saving

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