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fl42v , in ifn't

This has to be illegal. I mean, it’s basically suicide incitement (or whatever is the phrase for it)

vlad76 , in ifn't
@vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

What’s wrong with “else”

NekkoDroid ,
@NekkoDroid@programming.dev avatar

It’s not ifn’t

SpaceNoodle ,

*it’sn’t

felbane ,

I’dn’t’ve said it like that.

Scubus ,

Perchance

NocturnalMorning ,

^This

OP raises a valid point

Darkassassin07 ,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

if(condition) {#block never used} else {#actually do a thing}

Vs

ifn’t(condition) {#actually do a thing}

Vs

if!(condition) {#actually do a thing}

gandalf_der_12te ,

vs

if (not condition) {#actually do a thing}

MNByChoice ,

Cannot start a statement with else. One can with ifn’t. There is a new thing where we don’t branch (which is a separate discussion).

Or am I missing the joke…

FlyingSquid , in Every goddamn time
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

https://media.tenor.com/p6MEw8rE8J8AAAAM/ncis-hacker.gif

Classy ,

For how much fun NCIS was to watch it also was such a groan whenever the “code” sequences came up

Mongostein ,

Need to look busy at work? Ping -i.2 <your IP address> will repeatedly ping your own router. Tell your boss it’s running a diagnostic or something.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

One man’s Linux is another man’s OS/2!

grue , in Every goddamn time

One of the reasons I love WarGames is that it shows the hacker character actually doing his homework to figure out the correct credentials to get into the system.

Anticorp ,

Sneakers is really good about this too. The majority of the movie shows them doing real world research and social engineering.

merc ,

Yeah, the “magic device” they discover that makes encryption obsolete is unrealistic, as is the way it “decrypts” what shows up on their screens. But, the rest of it is really realistic, down to probing individual leads of a chip to see what kinds of signals they emit.

swordsmanluke ,

Yup. The fakest thing in that movie is the MacGuffin that can z break RSA encryption.

…Also maybe a bunch of hackers stealing a ton of govt funds, donating it to greenpeace and the NSA not immediately busting heads.

Anticorp ,

Hey man, the dude just wanted a Winnebago. Is that really too much to ask for handing such power over to the government?

BoastfulDaedra , in “It’s not that hard”

You’re not that hard either, Elon.

frezik , in “It’s not that hard”

Cries in Haskell

GreatBlueHeron , in 4 billion if statements

I’m not a good reader - I skim most articles and often miss most of the meaning. I read, and enjoyed, every word of that!

librecat ,
@librecat@lemmy.basedcount.com avatar

Thanks, I totally would’ve skipped it without this comment.

Aatube , in Client did not pay?
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

added typescript for safety

pete_the_cat , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

For me, it was my boss gave me a programming task which he knew would take hours or a day or two… and then 15 minutes later tells me to “switch focus” and do a menial task that any of my five coworkers could do 🤦‍♂️

beefsquatch , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?
@beefsquatch@programming.dev avatar

Sublime Merge, for most items in the UI it tells you the git command it will use

BaardFigur , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

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    Xanvial ,

    This is what I currently use, although I don’t really like the branch name color in last few versions, so kinda keep using the old version

    Piatro ,

    I think for most people it’s whatever you got used to first. I agree the hatred the GUIs get is overblown. I would always recommend people learn the command line but if you want to use a GUI, go for it, doesn’t affect me unless your commits are bad, in which case the CLI wouldn’t have helped anyway.

    lowleveldata , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

    Why am I not allowed to login to 2 GitHub remote at the same time? Answer me Microsoft

    amotio , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

    Sublime-Merge

    narc0tic_bird ,

    I love Sublime Merge. Worth every penny.

    CJOtheReal , in git commit -m "hotfix"

    Don’t worry, the outside window is definitely still intact.

    otter ,

    Maybe there’s an inappropriate doodle on the window or something?

    HubertManne ,

    that would make me feel better. I might walk off a plane seeing that.

    Donkter , in It's that time of the year again!

    The beginning maps perfectly to “The Distance” by Cake and I was singing along to that tune as I read.

    docAvid ,

    Cut to Mrs Claus baking a spice cake:

    She’s all alone, all alone, in her time of spice

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