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ricdeh , in Life is hard
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

The variable is not initialised.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod , in Stop comparing programming languages
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

Ruby is just happy to be included

silva , in Easy choice 

<span style="color:#323232;">Segmentation fault (core dumped)
</span>
Andromxda OP ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Well technically that’s not part of the compiler

TxzK ,

what if your code was so shity that it caused the compiler to segfault?

onlinepersona ,

Meta programming is capable of that. People have written entire text-driven games that run in the compiler.

Anti Commercial-AI license

5C5C5C ,

A good enough compiler would prevent them from happening 🦀

Maiznieks , in Start ups when that VC funding kicks in

Hey, we’re a family now, Your best friends for a perfect work - work balance!

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

“Treat your friends like family- exploit them.”
-Rules of acquisition as relayed by Quark

trxxruraxvr , in Happens all the time

Height should be a float

ParanoiaComplex ,

I don’t know Rust but jump typically moves the program counter, where the height represents the number of instructions to move

trxxruraxvr ,

Afaik rust doesn’t have functions like that as they lead to unsafe code that’s impossible to check variable lifetimes for. I think OP created the jump function.

RustyNova ,

They created it. The compiler says the jump function is in src/main.rs

fossphi ,

Chad quantised rust

Klaymore OP ,
@Klaymore@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s height in centimeters

SatouKazuma ,

But then wouldn’t it be fly(height: f64) instead of jump(height: i32)?

crispy_kilt ,

Never use floats.

Ironfacebuster , in this is what peak web traffic looks like

if (request.ip != myip) return ErrorCodes.NotFound

And an ipv6 version for all you up 6 fans

if (request.ipv6 != myipv6) return ErrorCodes.NotFound

Klnsfw , in University Students

It’s much worse to learn development while being lazy about commenting. Or adding them all just before sending your source code to the teacher.

rbits OP ,

Lol that’s exactly what this was. I wrote this python script, and he went through and added comments like this a day before the deadline.

Not trying to throw shade on him though, it’s more the university’s fault for not explaining what makes a useful comment. I just thought it was funny

pslightlypsycho47 , in Naming is hard

Nintendo Wii - > Nintendo Wii U. Nintendo 3DS - > New Nintendo 3DS

Melonpoly ,

Xbox> Xbox 360> Xbox One> Xbox One X> Xbox series X

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

For whatever reason, this one makes me very angry.

Venator ,

Xbox 1 > x360 > xbone > xbonex > xbsx

for short

pewgar_seemsimandroid , in Naming is hard

thunderbird

JasonDJ ,

KMail.

Appoxo ,

WebMail

Sparky , in What a time to be alive
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That’s the end user! /s

SmoothIsFast , in std::underflow_error

F(c++)=1/c++

kionite231 , in we love open source!!1!

I went to discord.com for looking where does it say it. I found nothing. are they really claim this?

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s not Discord, it’s some project that has a Discord community

Fades ,

The joke is that they say they like free and open source software but then point to communicating via software that is not.

It’s a shit joke to be fair, like what, you can’t believe in open source unless you use nothing but open source? Fucking stupid

MalachaiConstant , (edited )

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find it this explanation.

My first thought was “wait did discord saying something bad about FOSS lately?” No, nothing unusual. Must be missing something.

Turns out some people see Discord as a sort of mascot for closed source, and that is what the joke hinged on.

Edit:

Actually it’s worse than that, isn’t it? They’re seeing the coexistence of closed source as being antithetical to open source.

Good luck with that I guess.

Fades ,

Your edit hit the nail right on the head

jarfil , in new preference war just dropped

Both:


<span style="color:#323232;">dialog_error = Dialog_plain.create_modal(error_text)
</span>

Variable and class names go from more general to more particular, functions begin with a verb.

Global functions are either “main”, or start with one of “debug”, “todo”, or “shit”.

devfuuu , in new preference war just dropped

Yes.

corsicanguppy , in “ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS”

THE BELOW MESSAGE

That’s not how adjective order works.

noproblemmy ,

Yet?

small_crow ,
@small_crow@lemmy.ca avatar

Please disregard the next message.

Please disregard the above message.

Please disregard the below message.

Please disregard the following message.

Please disregard the last message.

Glytch ,

It’s nonstandard but gets the point across. English isn’t a programming language.

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