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TheOctonaut , in It's just a matter of perspective

Gonna replace “surprise” with “emergent” and put this on a slide.

ThePyroPython , in Brainfuck is the sixth circle

So is there a 9th circle? Would that be a programming language where the only way to compile would be to speak op-codes out loud in the correct sequence & cadence into a microphone?

frauddogg ,
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

High Ceremonial Programming(k)

force ,

oh my god don’t give them any ideas for tonal programming languages

Natanael ,

Too late, take a look at teletext and RDS for radio, and also literally the very first cable free TV remote controls

mindbleach ,
neutron ,

There’s a conlang introducing phonemic hats, so why the hell not?

ScruffyDucky , in t e c h n o l o g y
DAMunzy , in And don't forget RTFM

Fuck me right in my ADHD. But it is true

tromars , in Yup sums up all my project

Hey, not fair. It’s one user, ok? I mean, that’s me, but still

Kissaki ,

Webcrawlers count as users too, right?

whereisk ,

Only if you let them

marcos ,

So… Me and the Google bot. I still don’t know how to convince the Bing bot the thing exists.

Redkey , in Developer stages of grief

Re: the Acceptance stage.

Years ago I worked at a family-run business with a good working environment. The staff were once told a story of how, earlier in the company’s history, a manager made a mistake that caused the company a substantial monetary loss.

The manager immediately offered their resignation, but the owner said to them, “Why would I let you go now? I’ve just spent all this money so you could learn a valuable lesson!”

So yeah, generally, most managers’ reaction to accidentally deleting vital data from production is going to be to fire the developer as a knee-jerk “retaliation”, but if you think about it, the best response is to keep that developer; your data isn’t coming back either way, but this developer has just learned to be a lot more careful in the future. Why would you send them to a potential competitor?

bisby ,

A developer shouldn’t be able to do this thing either. So unless they were the person in charge of securing things, it’s not their fault that it was even possible to do. Setup processes with oversight.

If a junior dev somehow finds a way to drop our prod database, that is on me, not them. Why did I give them access to do that?

rtxn , in White House weighing in on the big issues

And between the two of them, a thin line of evil-mode users who claim allegiance to both sides.

something_random_tho ,

And are accepted by neither!

Shareni ,

A thin line? Is there an Emacs distro that doesn’t default to evil?

RootBeerGuy , in When data training goes wrong
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moistclump ,

You sly monologue! You had me dogging!

hakunawazo ,
geogle , in Bugs fixed
@geogle@lemmy.world avatar

99 little bugs in the code

Take one down, patch it around

… 149 little bugs in the code.

geogle , in What’s in a name?
@geogle@lemmy.world avatar

Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.

Alfi ,
@Alfi@sh.itjust.works avatar

And my dog, Cat.

Dehydrated ,

What about grep and ack?

geogle ,
@geogle@lemmy.world avatar

Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.

Dehydrated ,

I guess head and tail are your grandparents?

anamethatisnt , in STOP USING GITHUB

I’m looking forward to the Forgejo Federation to be completed.
It will be nice to not have to choose between self hosting your repository and having your repository discoverable.

Is forge federation ready to be used by developers around the world? Not yet.
But the first Forgejo release with native federation implementation based on ForgeFed and F3 is expected next year.

Info from June 2023: forgefriends.org/…/2023-06-state-forge-federation…

Anafabula ,
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Current state of Federation in Forgejo: codeberg.org/forgejo/forgejo/issues/59

masterspace , in Every language has its niche

Enterprise will keep the withered husk of Java EE crawling for eternity

not_again ,

Medicine too.

An instrument in my lab is running jdk 1_8_131…and this is a recent/newish piece of equipment.

philomory , in More believable for a Linux OS

Wow, a Lain meme was not something I was expecting.

I should watch that show again sometime, I still have the DVDs somewhere I think.

xmunk ,

“And you don’t seem to understand…”

Tesla ,

A shame you seemed an honest man…

demesisx , in Typescript
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I vastly prefer Purescript despite it being the road less traveled. Typescript is just a fake-ish type system on top of JavaScript. But Purescript goes MUCH further in the mission of purity and code safety.

lightnegative ,

Purescript is like a modern Haskell. Completely different programming paradigm, much less accessible to your average JS developer just wanting to tighten up their code without having to learn category theory

demesisx , (edited )
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I’m no white beard, I don’t know much or really any deep category theory (which is, by the way, just some fancy names for stuff we do CONSTANTLY as software engineers), and I use it every single day. Suit yourself, though.

aubeynarf ,

Have you tried Scala.js ?

demesisx ,
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I have. Edit; I haven’t 🤣 didn’t see the .js at the end of that word so some of the following is probably irrelevant, though I’ll leave it because it took me a while to type it out. Haha

I’d probably be more interested in it if I were being forced by my day job to work in the JVM. I happen to be in a situation where I am my own boss working on projects completely alone and the tech I pick comes from months of wasting time making perfect the enemy of good. I know that raises quite a few red flags but I can’t help the way that they made me. Haha 🥴

From what I’ve gathered from Joseph Gordon Bell at the (IMO best software engineering podcast ever) Co-Recursive podcast, Scala sacrifices some of the purity and safety by its dependence on the the Java cargo cult. Partly, this is also a drawback of Purescript for me (since it’s intended to compile to JavaScript) but Purescript is starting to be able to escape that fate. Also, I’m a HUGE fan of Haskell syntax.

From your perspective, what pros and cons do you see if I were comparing Scala to Purescript?

Ps. The one that is actually really making me take notice lately is OCaml for the browser.

thebardingreen , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her
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Is that why she keeps refusing my pull requests…

ikidd ,
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That’s a pull-out request, and you’re obliged to honor it.

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