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Ginger666 , in "prompt engineering"

I love how everyone is doing open ai’s job for them

sheepishly , in "prompt engineering"
@sheepishly@kbin.social avatar

New rare Pepe just dropped

cordlesslamp ,

is it NFT and where could I purchase it?

TheOSINTguy ,

Ctrl+c

TomAwsm ,

Nah, do ctrl+x so you’ll have the only one.

photonic_sorcerer , in Teenagers.
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Okay so this place being coded by dumbasses is a security issue, right?

onlinepersona ,

Hey at least you’re not hosting it! And alternatives are being worked on like PyFed (PieFed?), another thing in Java, Mbin, and probably others.

Anti Commercial AI thingyCC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Batman ,

We hooked up chatgpt to do code reviews so this is no longer a problem. The Children yearn for the stack

slazer2au , in Has this ever happened to you?

Code? No.
Physical equipment? Yes

Customer wasn’t happy when we billed them list price for a Cisco switch their MSP tossed out.

golden_zealot , in Hate it when that happens
@golden_zealot@lemmy.ml avatar
Karyoplasma ,

EDIT: I fixed it!

brygphilomena ,

Now it’s “This Reddit comment was deleted”

Anticorp ,

Edit: I’m an asshole!

Thorry84 , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

Only 2 monitors? Them be rookie numbers, need to get them up

BurningTurtle ,
@BurningTurtle@programming.dev avatar

3 is good

DoomBot5 ,

At a previous job I had, we were only given options for 1080p monitors. I ended up with a total of 5 and needed all of them.

MagicShel ,

I think I started on a single 640x480 CRT. Professionally. My actual first computer was 320x200. Now I’m on dual UHD + laptop screen.

ouRKaoS ,

I remember in high school when I started running my monitor in 1024x768 and felt like I was a legit professional programmer.

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

Professionally similar; 1024x768 here (might have had an 800x600 laptop or thereabouts).

But when people today complain about how how anything less than 4k x 60fps on some game is unplayable, I remember playing Doom in 320x200 on a 14" monitor, and still having to shrink the screen into an even tinier window, so I could get 10fps.

Steve ,

5 here

Evotech , in Dad has the chops to be a project manager.

Could be easy money

toofpic ,

Could be a “You can’t let John down now, we’re old pals, and a few people expect the site to work by the end of the week. He just needs a site like Facebook, but for gardeners”

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Might be an afternoon of CSS, or might be 2+ weeks of React

agressivelyPassive ,

Even just an afternoon of CSS would mean 2-4 hours, plus setting everything up, plus talking to the client, revisions, etc. You’ll quickly end up with 10h overall, even if the actual task is rather small. And that’s the optimistic case.

So you’ll end up with maybe 50€/h , probably more like 30. Not terrible, but that’s the optimistic case.

Evotech ,

Square space template give him the login and done

Xtallll ,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t forget that 500 dollars entitles them to 24/7 on call for life and 7 9s of uptime.

solarvector , in Open Source VS Company

Yes, but also have you seen some game development forums? Oof. Some people just need their gaming chair hooked up to a sun facing launchpad.

platypode , in Google cosplay is not business-critical
@platypode@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve been migrating one of my company’s apps from microservices back to monolithic Java. It’s wonderful. I haven’t touched a line of yaml in weeks.

clif ,

Currently migrating a massive monolithic Java application to microservices… The circle of life continues.

Want to just swap jobs in ~5 years to keep the cycle going? You can migrate this project back to a Java monolith and I’ll migrate your monolith back to micros :D

SmoothLiquidation ,

Honestly this just sounds like periodically refactoring everything to remove cruft can be a good thing. Also, it helps you understand how the existing code works if you change it and not break everything.

dgriffith , in The simplest mistakes happen to the best of us

You can stare at that code all afternoon but you won’t spot the bug until a microsecond after you hit “commit”.

Deceptichum , in It's just a matter of perspective
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who breached Data?

veroxii ,

“fully functional”

mellowheat ,

It’s pronounced “Data”.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know that’s a quote, but I’m Australian and we say data like Data.

Hupf ,
brbposting ,

Ahaha at :05 should be GIF’d

Troi shot first

ramjambamalam , in My Git Knowledge

git gud

aeharding ,
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

git: ‘gud’ is not a git command. See ‘git --help’.

rekt

Adanisi ,
@Adanisi@lemmy.zip avatar

They should add that command, just to screw up this joke

uis ,

git help

Nalivai ,

<span style="color:#323232;">zsh: command not found: rekt
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span>
theFibonacciEffect ,

git rekt

cyborganism , in My Git Knowledge

Once you understand that everything is similar to a tag, like branch names are basically tags that move forward with each commit, that HEAD is a tag that points to your current commit location in history, and what command moves what kind of tag, it becomes easier to understand.

Suddenly having a detached HEAD isn’t as scary as you might think. You get a better understanding of fast forward merges vs regular 3-way merge.

Also understanding that each commit is unique and will always remain in the history and can be recovered using special commands. Nothing is lost in git, unless you delete the .git sub-directory.

zaphod ,
@zaphod@lemmy.ca avatar

For folks unaware, the technical git term, here, is a ‘ref’. Everything that points to a commit is a ref, whether it’s HEAD, the tip of a branch, or a tag. If the git manpage mentions a ‘ref’ that’s what it’s talking about.

cyborganism ,

Right. I just wanted to keep it as simple as possible.

embed_me ,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

Honestly I’ve come to realise that being precise is the simplest in the long run

spikespaz ,

People get overloaded with words. You have to focus on one concept at a time. Let them ask for others.

zaphod ,
@zaphod@lemmy.ca avatar

Oh, no worries, just figured I’d add that extra little bit of detail as it’s a useful hook into a lot of other git concepts.

docAvid ,

Orphaned commits can get garbage collected at some point, though.

cyborganism , (edited )

Oh fuck. I didn’t think of that. Than you for reminding me.

Edit: Ah but you can only run this in your local repo. If you happen to push anything, you might not be able to run it on the remote. Many DevOps platforms won’t allow it.

docAvid ,

Oh yeah, and anybody else who had fetched in those commits may still have them as well. It’s hard for something to be gone-gone, but it may be annoyingly-hard-to-recover-gone.

uis ,

This I call decapitation

mindbleach , in wait what

Tabs exist specifically for spacing out stops. They’re viewer-configurable, avoiding holy wars about 4 or 8 or that one idiot suggesting 3.

I do not give a shit if your seventeen-argument function has the overflow variables line up exactly with the paren. Just put them one step further in.

mindbleach ,

I just remembered the dumbest argument I’ve ever suffered about this - someone insisting the “length” of one tab changed, depending on what’s before it. As in, is it eight spaces, or seven? Or six! It only goes up to eight spaces! No. It goes one stop. The same way a newline goes one line, and cannot by measured by how many times you’d slap the spacebar to get text to wrap around to the next line.

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Err, why would there ever be something besides a tab before a tab? Are we doing ASCII art?

dan , (edited )
@dan@upvote.au avatar

They mean if you insert a tab after some other text.

Word processors and desktop publishing apps tend to have tab stops (sometimes visible in a ruler at the top of the page) and pressing tab goes to the next tab stop. They’re about an inch apart (assuming letter or A4 paper) by default, and you can usually also add your own tab stops. For example, you might have text like this:


<span style="color:#323232;">Hi
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Hello
</span>

Assuming the next tab stop is to the right of both words, pressing tab at the end of each one would actually bring you to the same indentation level:


<span style="color:#323232;">Hi      |
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Hello   |
</span>

Text editors and IDEs don’t do that, and instead make all tabs the same size regardless of where they are.

Some people want the word processor implementation in text editors though. The comment you replied to is saying that’s dumb, and I agree with them.

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

I understand… In a programming environment 99.999% of tabs aren’t after any other text.

pohart ,

Your ide should align things how you configure them to be aligned. Nothing says all my tabs need to be the same length.

technom , in What’s in a name?

Why no Ada or Janet? Or Haskell or Idris?

Tja ,

Ada is in fact named after a person, thus completing the circle.

technom , (edited )

So are Haskell and Idris (well, if you consider a singing dragon as a person).

lhamil64 ,

Boolean is named after George Boole so that is too, sort of

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