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slazer2au , in Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing

I’d be in favour of that with anything written in Rockstar.

bhamlin , in Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing

Train an LLM on your code and share the model.

JackGreenEarth ,

If you publish it on github, that’s already taken care of for you!

jubilationtcornpone , in Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing

Forgot “Pasting it into a Word document”.

ValiantDust ,
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I would never paste code into a Word document. I use Notepad++ for that.

massive_bereavement ,

Honest to god, I've seen people from the past trying to write html for a website on Word.

hemko ,

Pfff

I code in PowerPoint

spaghetti_hitchens , in Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing

The Spaghetti Album

schnurrito , in Psychopath Dev

“how to kill orphaned children in Java”

what do you mean Java is also the name of an island

generic_computers ,

Java (pronounced jay-va) is also the name of a town near me in Western NY.

Mwa , in Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing

getting the code through morse code

mlg , in Psychopath Dev
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I actually got flagged on reddit for a joke comment I made with a 3 liner code block that had something like thread.kill()

It thought I was promoting violence lol

SpaceNoodle ,

Reddit: for bots, by bots

beliquititious , in Psychopath Dev

Oh, so that’s where the creator of ReiserFS got the idea.

qaz , in Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing

A classmate I was doing a project with saved his code as screenshots in a word document.

dsilverz , in Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing
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Have a proper radio ham license. Buy a 40-meter transceiver and a software defined radio dongle. Convert your code into esoteric programming languages such as Whitespace and Brainf, then spell it. “Plus, plus, next, plus, dot, open bracket, next, …”. Transmit your spelling over 40-meter band, while a receiver across the continent is tuned to the frequency. Ask it to repeat and record the QSO. Set the SDR recorder to I/Q packets instead of demodulating AM. Publish it as an audiobook.

philpo ,

Or pirate radio it and make people think it’s a new number station. Then someone will surely put it on YouTube so you can listen to it there.

sundray , in Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing

Available in braces, brackets, and parenthesis versions.

veganpizza69 , in Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing

Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.

scrubbles , in Psychopath Dev
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MeatsOfRage , in Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing

“Const my function equals opening parenthesis opening curly brace argh closing curly brace closing parenthesis… fat arrow…”

mac , in Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing

lol, when I first started playing around with programming around grade 6 or 7, I’d print out code to read it

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