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rimjob_rainer , in “It’s not that hard”

Tell me you don’t know shit about programming without telling me you don’t know shit about programming.

HawlSera , in “It’s not that hard”

This the new live action Joseph and Jotaro?

KingThrillgore , in “It’s not that hard”
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Jesse, what the hell are you talking about?

NigelFrobisher , in no.. just no

Needs JSON embedded in the elements because JSON is best practice.

barsoap , (edited ) in “It’s not that hard”

For the curious, this is about as easy as it gets for proper type inference. You could leave out the one or other thing (most prominently, polymorphism), but that kind of stuff would hardly qualify as even a toy example.

I won’t claim that J. Random Hacker will have issues understanding it – it’s a neatly tied bundle of necessary complexity without any distracting parts (like efficiency), if you sit down with the thing (ideally starting the whole series from the beginning) you’ll be able to grok it (and have learned a lot). However, understanding HM isn’t the same as being able to extend it, which includes proving soundness of the system, that kind of stuff is a specialised field within a specialised field within academia with more open questions than answered ones. The reason Rust doesn’t have HKTs? Because their interaction with lifetimes is insufficiently understood. Those kinds of questions can easily start 20+ years of research only to be answered with “yep that’s inherently unsound/uncomputable/whatever”.

Oh, EDIT, forgot: AI-enabled typing is obviously a completely braindead idea. I don’t need a second lazy, impatient, hubristic idiot looking at my code, I need something to catch mistakes. Something deterministic, rule-based, pure unerring logic. Which is exactly what type systems are and do.

haui_lemmy ,

This must be one of the best comments I have read so far on lemmy. Thank you. :)

dejected_warp_core ,

AI-enabled typing is obviously a completely braindead idea.

I agree. However, and I know I’m practically reading tea leaves here, but I read that last line as a suggestion that AI would replace programming outright.

riodoro1 , in “It’s not that hard”

Oh look, a dipshit who never wrote a line of code.

petersr ,

Well, according to the first biography about him, he was coding quite a lot in Zip2 and perhaps also some in early PayPal. Bit the code was supposedly hastily written and very bad.

KingThrillgore ,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Not true. He worked on a game once.

It wasn’t very good like most of the Sega CD games.

MajorHavoc ,

Neat! To save others a search, “Post Production - Ground Control” turned up for my search.

Edit: If I ever worked on a Sega CD game, I would wear that as a badge of pride. It wasn’t a good game system, but it was an interesting era in the history of gaming.

Aux , in Rust project startup kit

To be fair, a simple operating system project is not that hard to implement.

dejected_warp_core ,

Point in case: Ben Eater recently uploaded a video where his “BIOS” consists of two I/O functions and compiles into less than 250 bytes. Double that if you count his port of WOZMON. We can argue later if that constitutes an operating system - I mean, it’s not POSIX compliant but it does operate.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q6Ujn_zNH8

Edit: watch that space. The venerable MS BASIC is on the way after this.

HairHeel , in “It’s not that hard”
@HairHeel@programming.dev avatar

I tend to think people shit on Musk more than they should, but holy shit does it bug me when a CEO talks about engineering problems with such bravado.

nucleative ,

The guy was a the senior software dev at his first startup. Not sure if he’s written a line of code since then, but he’s at least spent some time in the trade

rainerloeten ,
@rainerloeten@lemmy.world avatar

He wrote code that was so bad, all that was kept from x.com when it was bought was its name. The actual code was taken from another company acquired at the same time.

phoenixz ,

The guy is an idiot who LITERALLY got fired for incompetence as CEO.in the past. He is a scammer and should be treated as such, so no, people aren’t shitting too much on him. If anything, they aren’t shitting enough, there are still way too many oblivious fan boys out there that think he is a genius. He’s not.

Anything he says that makes sense engineering wise usually comes from someone on his team, anything else is just outrageously stupid, and clearly from his “genius mind” like this blurb/cert/tweet whatever the hell its supposed to be called.

Adalast ,

Don’t forget defrauding the federal and state of California governments to get them to pull funding from vitally needed high-speed rail projects because it would hurt Tesla’s bottom line. Fucking hyperloop.

jasory ,

California HSR has been a zombie project for a while. Even before Musk was a factor, there were annual plans but nothing ever got done, year after year. It’s probably going to take intercity projects to become popular and economical for something as ambitious as long-range passenger rail to actually receive serious attention.

ShaggySnacks ,

He talked about electric cars. I don’t know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don’t know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard anyone say, so when people say he’s a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

Rod Hilton about Elon Musk.

dangblingus , in “It’s not that hard”

I know literally 0.0000000001% of 1st year CS, and even I know that Musk just googled what “type” means in this context. No shit a compiler can determine the type at compile time. That’s not what the post was about, Elon my guy.

Tischkante ,

He doesn’t care about people writing code, unless they’re underpaid and in overtime.

Adalast , in “It’s not that hard”

Can someone please just send Husky Musky on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney? 🙏

Fizz , in what the hell is happening in ultramarine linux
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Imagine the smell of that office

hikikoma , (edited )

MUTHKY

rtxn , in what the hell is happening in ultramarine linux

Right now I’m listening to Adeptus Ridiculous (W40k lore podcast) and the image of giant cat-eared Ultramarines won’t leave my fucking mind

Malix ,
@Malix@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yes, Inquisitor, that user right there.

QuazarOmega , (edited ) in what the hell is happening in ultramarine linux

What’s Fyra tho?

Edit: I guess it’s this: fyralabs.com
Very disappointed in the lack of cats ;(

NovaPrime ,
@NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

Pretty sure it’s the patron goddess of the fyre festival

Justas ,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

It just means 4 in Swedish, like en/ett, två, tre, fyra, fem …

state_electrician ,

Femboi?

backhdlp , in what the hell is happening in ultramarine linux
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The person in this screenshot ended a podcast they were on with the word Nya.

mrkite , in what the hell is happening in ultramarine linux
@mrkite@programming.dev avatar

One of the people reverse engineering the M1 GPU for Asahi Linux is a catgirl vtuber: www.youtube.com/asahilina

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