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Stunning , in Good luck web devs

Dunder Mifflin did it first. The Pyramid.

Illecors , in Good luck web devs

I remember seeing the video of this. The guy was doing it for shits and giggles, but it ended up looking great!

Plibbert , in Good luck web devs
lurch ,

They put touchscreens on doorstops now? /s

xmunk ,

Java truly runs on everything.

NoisyFlake ,

Unleash the power of the pyramid!

JPJones , in Good luck web devs

I hate this.

imPastaSyndrome , in Good luck web devs

Ah yes why I like Linux but hate supporting it

grue , in Good luck web devs

BRB, sticking microcontrollers to the back of my monitors so I can use their accelerometers to report the orientations in real time…

AVincentInSpace ,

I would love it so much if xrandr was able to keep up with that and didn’t blink for 3 seconds every time you changed orientation

baduhai ,

Maybe a custom Wayland compositor could keep up

xor , in Good luck web devs

a great prank for computer labs… just rotate everything by 0.5 degrees…

Rin ,

Yeah, keep adding 0.5 deg every minute or so.

Zangoose OP ,

Add a randomizer that has a chance of resetting it back to normal every now and then for maximum chaos

RIP_Cheems , in Good luck web devs
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Why would you want this?

asterfield ,

What if your monitor has a bullet hole you want to avoid looking at?

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Why does your monitor have a bullet hole?

Jerkface ,

Why do you ask so many questions? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

anarchist ,
@anarchist@lemmy.ml avatar

to display Java class names on a single line

frezik , in 4 billion if statements

Those are rookie numbers. Professionals came up with the nested logic monstrosity that is the JSON-LD specification:

www.w3.org/TR/json-ld11-api/#context-processing-a

Looks through the algorithm bits in the various sections. How would you implement that? The answer is invariably by copying the highly nested statements of the spec directly into your language. Maybe there’s a better way, but you’d have to understand all that nested logic first, and you’d be exhausted at that point and just want to move on.

redcalcium , in Good luck web devs

Not on wayland, right? Time to pester wayland devs to add this important missing features!

nickwitha_k ,

Probably would fall into scope of a compositer in Wayland, rather than the protocol. I suspect it originated with old CRT displays. Sometimes they can appear scan diagonally.

Even without that usecase, I think it’s great to have around in order to support novel displays and display-like devices.

BastingChemina , in 4 billion if statements

I’ve lost some of my sanity reading this !

Kolanaki , in Good luck web devs
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How many minor operating systems support it? 🤔

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m assuming most that can run Xorg.

jol ,

There’s ReactOS and BSD off the top of my head.

cupcakezealot , in Good luck web devs
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Linux is the only major operating system to support diagonal mode

MashedTech ,

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

brbposting ,

No, Richard, it’s ‘Linux’, not ‘GNU/Linux’. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation.

Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ.

One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Linux is an OS – more on this later). He named it ‘Linux’ with a little help from his friends. Why doesn’t he call it GNU/Linux? Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you. You named your stuff, I named my stuff – including the software I wrote using GCC – and Linus named his stuff. The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority. To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don’t want to be known as a nag, do you?

(An operating system) != (a distribution). Linux is an operating system. By my definition, an operating system is that software which provides and limits access to hardware resources on a computer. That definition applies whereever you see Linux in use. However, Linux is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop system, a server, a development box, or a graphics workstation, or whatever the user needs. In such a configuration, we have a Linux (based) distribution. Therein lies your strongest argument for the unwieldy title ‘GNU/Linux’ (when said bundled software is largely from the FSF). Go bug the distribution makers on that one. Take your beef to Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware. At least there you have an argument. Linux alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever. Embedded applications come to mind as an obvious example.

Next, even if we limit the GNU/Linux title to the GNU-based Linux distributions, we run into another obvious problem. XFree86 may well be more important to a particular Linux installation than the sum of all the GNU contributions. More properly, shouldn’t the distribution be called XFree86/Linux? Or, at a minimum, XFree86/GNU/Linux? Of course, it would be rather arbitrary to draw the line there when many other fine contributions go unlisted. Yes, I know you’ve heard this one before. Get used to it. You’ll keep hearing it until you can cleanly counter it.

You seem to like the lines-of-code metric. There are many lines of GNU code in a typical Linux distribution. You seem to suggest that (more LOC) == (more important). However, I submit to you that raw LOC numbers do not directly correlate with importance. I would suggest that clock cycles spent on code is a better metric. For example, if my system spends 90% of its time executing XFree86 code, XFree86 is probably the single most important collection of code on my system. Even if I loaded ten times as many lines of useless bloatware on my system and I never excuted that bloatware, it certainly isn’t more important code than XFree86. Obviously, this metric isn’t perfect either, but LOC really, really sucks. Please refrain from using it ever again in supporting any argument.

Last, I’d like to point out that we Linux and GNU users shouldn’t be fighting among ourselves over naming other people’s software. But what the heck, I’m in a bad mood now. I think I’m feeling sufficiently obnoxious to make the point that GCC is so very famous and, yes, so very useful only because Linux was developed. In a show of proper respect and gratitude, shouldn’t you and everyone refer to GCC as ‘the Linux compiler’? Or at least, ‘Linux GCC’? Seriously, where would your masterpiece be without Linux? Languishing with the HURD?

If there is a moral buried in this rant, maybe it is this:
Be grateful for your abilities and your incredible success and your considerable fame. Continue to use that success and fame for good, not evil. Also, be especially grateful for Linux’ huge contribution to that success. You, RMS, the Free Software Foundation, and GNU software have reached their current high profiles largely on the back of Linux. You have changed the world. Now, go forth and don’t be a nag.

Thanks for listening.

TheWoozy ,

Don’t feed the trolls.

I’m pretty sure everyone here understands both sides of the argument, but just don’t concider it important enough to change their vocabulary.

brbposting ,

Was only treating you to delicious copypasta!

wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Interjection

MonkderZweite , in Good luck web devs

Next is star shape.

case_when , in 4 billion if statements

This is poetry.

My favourite part is that he uses the modulo operator in his Python script to generate the C code.

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