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colournoun , in Leave it for the Nerds

Real programmers curl unverified shell scripts into bash.

WhiteBlackGoose OP , in Leave it for the Nerds
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My first comic!

JackbyDev ,

Is the joke here that Fedora doesn’t use apt? Because that’s hilarious and I love it lol

kestrel7 , in Whoa, you're a hacker!
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You use terminal because you know what you are doing.

I use terminal because I want to feel like a hacker in a 90's movie.

We are not the same.

floofloof , in Hacking

Try being a violinist and watching people play violin in movies. That’s also painful.

clifftiger , in Strategy -> Result
lasagna , in Elon Musk Certified Genius*
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Cringy isn’t a word I like very much but it’s the most suitable word for Elon Musk.

happyspark , in Hacking
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Not a programmer, but I can definitely attest that TV Medicine is wildly inaccurate. From CPR (method, success rate, reason for initiating) to the usefulness of various imaging modalities; it's like watching a gardener plant a whole watermelon and growing a sky-high beanstalk the following morning.

A really fun intersection of both of these was the episode of Bones I saw once when visiting my dad, where some corpse had a microscopic code etched in its femur that then hijacked/hacked the CT machine computer when scanned.

lasagna ,
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Enhance!

BaldProphet , in Drop database
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This is a whole new level of SQL injection. Just try sanitizing that input!

abcd , in Drop database

Little Bobby tables we call him 😉

sabre3999 , in New company
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That feeling when you take over a spaghetti'd project from a consultant firm and the application breaks when you look at it wrong.

Keepitpushin , in Elon Musk Certified Genius*

This mofo. If only he would’ve stuck with Tesla and Space X and stfu he legit could’ve been on the better side of what billionaires can offer but intead he’s… this.

d3c4f ,

there are no good billionaires, my friend

Keepitpushin ,

That why i didn’t say good i said better

KindaABigDyl , in Strategy -> Result
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I feel like it’s not that it couldn’t be removed, but more that it’s too low ROI. Devs are expensive

Mika7150 , in How to remove the French language pack

french language pack is fine, it's lightweight. what you gotta do is remove the Russian Federation from your computer, the command is the same just change fr to rf

kubica , in Strategy -> Result
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chris , in Strategy -> Result
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I hate that it’s true.

luckystarr ,

Nothing lasts longer than a crudely thought out band aid solution to a not fully understood problem.

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