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nibblebit , in The difference between an instance variable and a static variable.
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A single race condition is a tragedy. A million race conditions is eventual consistency.

PCChipsM922U , in My boyfriend told me he was getting a Raspberry Pie delivered…
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Yeah, I hear ya… no SATA ports gets me in a bad mood as well.

DonjonMaister , in as a Jeff this is extra concerning
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You would think that being named Null would probably cause a problem. But Jeffrey? lol

clara , in Microservices

This video and “I Have Delivered Value…” live rent free in my head

abclop99 , in as a Jeff this is extra concerning

Fortunately, his name is Yeff.

DonjonMaister , in Microservice architecture, they said. It will be fun, they said.
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I’m starting to learn full-stack development. This meme scares me, ngl.

theory , in i++
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Thanks, i hate it

jim , in Strategy -> Result
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Lots of people here lamenting about this. But the truth is that good code is easy to modify/delete.

Rentlar , in Leave it for the Nerds

Right: That’s fine, I should be able to install it with dnf.

Left: Well I dnf care, figure it out yourself.

colournoun , in Leave it for the Nerds

Real programmers curl unverified shell scripts into bash.

kestrel7 , in Whoa, you're a hacker!
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You use terminal because you know what you are doing.

I use terminal because I want to feel like a hacker in a 90's movie.

We are not the same.

floofloof , in Hacking

Try being a violinist and watching people play violin in movies. That’s also painful.

clifftiger , in Strategy -> Result

relevant xkcd

lasagna , in Elon Musk Certified Genius*
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Cringy isn’t a word I like very much but it’s the most suitable word for Elon Musk.

BaldProphet , in Drop database
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This is a whole new level of SQL injection. Just try sanitizing that input!

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