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sfcl33t , in How IT People See Each Other

The entire sys admin column is so on point!

ptz OP , (edited )
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

As a sysadmin, I concur. Though the Neo panel in the bottom right should have also been another middle finger. If not that, then the Curb Your Enthusiasm meme where he’s like “Fuck you, and I’ll see you tomorrow” lol.

nick ,

A fellow sysadmin, I thought we went extinct. I had to pivot to “infrastructure engineer” but it’s basically the same thing nowadays.

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

Not quite extinct, but endangered.

Thankfully there’s been a recent trend of companies pulling back out of the cloud because reality set in and they’re neither saving money nor getting a better experience than they had with their on-prem solutions.

So, if that trend holds, we’ll hopefully go from endangered to merely threatened.

nick ,

Keep up the good fight my friend. We shall rise again.

far_university1990 ,

Rise again you shall, from the ash of the burning sky.

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

li10 ,

Job titles in IT don’t mean anything these days.

In particular, the term “engineer” has been butchered beyond recognition.

nick ,

Wait so you’re telling me I’m NOT an engineer?

Agreed. I usually say developer because I view engineers as people who do actual engineering. I’m more of a plumber who fits pipes (pieces of software) together.

0x0 ,

Digital archaelogist here.

xmunk ,

Warm greetings to you from the Customer Success Evangelist.

CanadaPlus ,

That sounds like an actual job title, that works alongside a React Ninja. What do you do, exactly?

xmunk ,

Oh, that isn’t my actual title, I just wanted to mix together a pair of the more ridiculous trends.

li10 ,

My first job was as an “engineer”.

I spent most my time resetting passwords and setting up Outlook…

grue ,

Wait so you’re telling me I’m NOT an engineer?

Are you licensed by the state? There’s your answer!

Socsa ,

These days it’s more “do you have an engineering degree from an accredited University.”

The vast majority of engineering diplomas are not in licensed areas.

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Iirc it’s full blown illegal to call yourself an engineer in Canada unless you’re a licensed engineer. Meaning that if you marketed yourself as a software engineer without an engineering license, you could technically get in trouble. Not that I think they really enforce that for “Software Engineer”.

lightnsfw ,

I’m an analyst. I’ve never analyzed anything.

rikudou ,

I’m an architect, I’ve never designed a house.

0x0 ,

Didn’t you guys morph into DevOps?

tquid ,

DevOps on the resume, Sysadmin in my heart forever.

ITGuyLevi ,

My title has changed so many times, Sysadmin is so much easier and to the point.

RandomLegend ,
@RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

My position is still called sysadmin shrugs

BassTurd ,

I have two weeks left as a sysadmin and I’m transitioning to development. My experiences in sysadmin are a big reason I got in the door with little coding experience. A lot of devs don’t have an in depth knowledge about computers outside of programming, and knowing that extra stuff can certainly raise the ceiling.

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

I was a sysadmin, once…Not for long.

Kolanaki , in It's just a matter of perspective
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Data breaches are just what a specific commander wears on his legs.

LinearArray , in It's just a matter of perspective
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

It was a backup all along

Hamartiogonic , in It's just a matter of perspective
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

Just like a bug could be considered an “undocumented feature”.

ramjambamalam , in It's just a matter of perspective

I prefer “super-availability”.

survivalmachine , in It's just a matter of perspective

Not gonna lie, Data breach sounds like a violation of one of Geordi’s crewmates.

LinearArray , in It's just a matter of perspective
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

lolllll 🤣

BurningTurtle , in It's just a matter of perspective
@BurningTurtle@programming.dev avatar

If it’s a leak, we call it an unsanctioned opensourcing.

Chewy7324 ,

Someone pedantic: It’s source-available, because it doesn’t grant the necessary freedoms to e.g. redistribute and modify the code.

MaggiWuerze ,

Not with that attitude

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Rockstar be like

perviouslyiner ,

“Rapid unscheduled outsourcing”

TheOctonaut , in It's just a matter of perspective

Gonna replace “surprise” with “emergent” and put this on a slide.

Deceptichum , in It's just a matter of perspective
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who breached Data?

veroxii ,

“fully functional”

mellowheat ,

It’s pronounced “Data”.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know that’s a quote, but I’m Australian and we say data like Data.

Hupf ,
brbposting ,

Ahaha at :05 should be GIF’d

Troi shot first

SamsonSeinfelder , in It's just a matter of perspective

My government makes offside backups of my phone data constantly. The problem is they do not give it back when I need them.

rufus ,

Make a request per the GDPR.

CCF_100 , in Improved Version

“Throw a bunch of stupid animations in there so it looks like a powerpoint presentation made by a 13 year old”

LinearArray , in Improved Version
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

:)

Bougie_Birdie , in Improved Version
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You could just call this “Programmer programming” and save some screen real estate.

Something something DRY practices

ChowJeeBai , in Improved Version

‘Make it pop’ - lol

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