programmer_humor

tsonfeir , 2 months ago in I just love pain

Tuesday is push day.

hstde , 2 months ago

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursdays those are release day for me.

TheGiantKorean , 2 months ago

Yes. Tuesday is the superior day.

You’ve gotten over the jarring shock of Monday, and nothing is happening in your life on a Tuesday night after COB.

mako , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Fix 3

Toes , 2 months ago in I just love pain

The Friday button should take your finger

JoMiran , 2 months ago in I just love pain

We never make minor production changes on Fridays or right before holidays. It is always a bad move because if you get into trouble your odds of not being able to teach the necessary resources are greatly increased.

Major production changes are only done during a scheduled downtime which is planned well in advance to make sure everyone is available, including third party vendors.

sabreW4K3 , 2 months ago

Shout-out to you because every Friday/Saturday when I check the Play Store, it seems like every app has an update.

PapstJL4U , 2 months ago

and on the other side is game dev, where it is kind of expected to get content before weekend…and the reason they are paid well, right? right? >_>

eskuero , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9

groet , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

1.1

evening_push579 , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Lol test

xmunk , 2 months ago in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Converted more tests to use the correct handle.

cupcakezealot , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

it’s alright it’s just a planned maintenance window nothing bad will happen

brygphilomena , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

Assign to maintenance. I don’t fix fences.

ptz OP , 2 months ago

#NotMyJob

Love it.

jubilationtcornpone , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

Alright. Which jackass pushed to prod on a Friday?

ptz OP , 2 months ago

In all the recent cases of this happening to me, it’s networking that pushed to prod on a Friday. lol

jubilationtcornpone , 2 months ago

Last time it was the data team.

“We’ll just modify this Elastic Search template and not tell anyone. It’ll be fine and no one will even notice .”

Wrong, dipshits! Everything was not fine and lots of people noticed.

knightly , 2 months ago

It was a Saturday, but I was on-call when Networking shit the bed. One of the main trunk lines degraded and they took almost five minutes to switchover to backup 'cuz their automated degredation monitoring was on a five-minute interval. XD

4am , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

“Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!”

koncertejo , 2 months ago in STOP DOING DEPENDENCY INJECTION

As an audio engineer, I was very confused about what this had to do with Direct Injection for a second.

shalafi , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

Saving this one for next time I’m on call for weekend monitoring.

BlueLineBae , 2 months ago in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

https://media.tenor.com/Vyg73kR334sAAAAM/jurassic-park-ah.gif

LordPassionFruit , 2 months ago

God damn it, I hate this hacker crap!