programmer_humor

lemmyng , 2 months ago in gut pull

shitdown -h now

freijon , 2 months ago in StackGPT

The enshittification has begun

Sotuanduso , 2 months ago in StackGPT

StackOverflow will discourage you when you’re right. ChatGPT will encourage you when you’re wrong.

sirico , 2 months ago in StackGPT

GPT never told me to rm -R /myself

ZILtoid1991 , 2 months ago

Now it’s being trained on Stackoverflow, consider those days to be over.

Q: Hey ChatGPT, I have issues with RAWINPUT under Windows, how do I fix it? [Insert code here]

A: You dumdum, I see you’re using the language D, which is for cucks. Real alpha programmers use C++, as they don’t need things like memory safety (skill issue lol), and can afford multiple monitors because C++ still thinks we still only have a few megabytes of compiler memory available, so programmers still can see the header files. Want to still develop in an easier language for shits and giggles? Javascript, so your friends don’t have to deal with .exe files (evil), and the web is the future anyways.

Regardless of that, there’s already a C++ library that can handle input for Windows and many other operating systems. Oh, it uses DirectInput 8? Well, who cares, don’t be picky, or just stop programming altogether, and leave it to the professionals. [place for a lowtiergod meme, but with the text “you should quit programming now”]

TheV2 , 2 months ago in StackGPT

#1 finds ways to not give you a solution despite having one. #2 finds ways to give you a solution despite not having any.

ZILtoid1991 , 2 months ago in StackGPT

Will the AI trained on it be hostile towards your question, if:

• you ask help in an unpopular language,
• there’s already a janky and bloated middleware that does the same thing poorly?

leaky_shower_thought , 2 months ago in gut pull

this reminded me of that feature with lots of articles about its usefulness:

gut bisect

ZILtoid1991 OP , 2 months ago

That would turn your desktop into a surgical bed.

explodIng_lIme , 2 months ago in The easiest problem

for whatever in stuff:

Buddahriffic , 2 months ago

for myList in myElement:

CandleTiger , 2 months ago

You need to use trigger warnings for this kind of shit.

lowleveldata , 2 months ago in gut pull

I accidentally typed “git gud” one time and Steam notified that I have completed all achievements of Dark Souls 1-3 at the same time (I don’t even own the games)

JackGreenEarth , 2 months ago

That’s a joke, right?

RecluseRamble , 2 months ago

Yes.

embed_me , 2 months ago

Thank you. Now I shall commence laughter.

penquin , 2 months ago in gut pull

I always type get and then very mad when the terminal/powershell tell me how high I am.

Piatro , 2 months ago in gut pull

I’ve been programming for too long, my brain just autocorrected the typo so initially didn’t get the joke…

exanime , 2 months ago in The easiest problem

How dare you… <Eye squint>

Meuzzin , 2 months ago in Any Volunteers

My first thought was, “Have you talked to the Fallout modding community?” They’re huge masochists and love being shit on, even though they create such amazing things and deserve nothing but praise and monetary rewards…

Sylvartas , 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“;”

Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn’t even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon…

Before anyone asks : no, we don’t do reviews ¯_(ツ)_/¯

UFODivebomb , 2 months ago

Join me and use ~ to mean “shit changed just check the diff”

Hexarei , 2 months ago

For those I just commit with the message “ngl there’s a lot of changes in here”

towerful , 2 months ago

Tweaked some things

+2543; -5642;

Strykker , 2 months ago

“Moved code base from 2 spaces to 4.”

Blackmist , 3 months ago in Hate it when that happens

No, there’s one other person, it was 14 years ago, and the only response was themselves saying “nvm, figured it out”

Mesa , 2 months ago

Marked as solution.