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kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E , in A fun simple game

So they posted that screenshot before even trying to run it on some useless file to see it works… Internet points are surely a drug

bucho , in Harder Drive: Hard drives we didn't want or need

I love this guy’s channel. Two of my other favorite things he’s done are: Uppest Case / Lowest Case, and that time he Reverse Emulated a NES.

Deebster ,
@Deebster@lemmyrs.org avatar

It's so rare that we get a new video, but it's always a special day when it happens.

FuckyWucky , in Harder Drive: Hard drives we didn't want or need

hyperflush

WhiteHotaru , in Harder Drive: Hard drives we didn't want or need

I maybe did not understand 95% of this, but it is cool to see people understanding the math behind computing.

Hallainzil , in Harder Drive: Hard drives we didn't want or need

I love this video. The escalating insanity is wonderful. I once got the Harder Drives music stuck in my head for about 2 days straight.

Crackhappy , in Harder Drive: Hard drives we didn't want or need
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

This may be one of the nerdiest fucking things I have ever watched.

offspec ,

Oh, here youtu.be/pq1k5USZZ9A?si=odGaHs0boL564_vK

Rai ,

Holy dicking fuck. This is amazing.

Is there an ÜBERULTRABEGINNER explanation for what these languages even do? It’s just alien glyphs.

AFaithfulNihilist ,
@AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world avatar

A lot of them are shorthand for phrases that exist in other programming languages. If you watch the whole video you can see him type things like match to get the ≅ or something like that I don’t know I didn’t follow at all It’s pretty heady shit.

Adalast ,

Yeah, just watching and learning about their existence now, but it definitely looks like people took the full ASCII library and decided to use it for all common operators and operations in the language. Really cool, but yeah, kinda arcane until you learn the characters.

AmbleHamble ,

This is so far beyong my understanding, he could be trolling and I’d nod along and still feel like a dumbass

alokir , in Programming Languages as Essays

JavaScript: i know it was easy to write it like this but you should index your citations next time

Typescript: I meant properly, not on your scratch sheet

ChillCapybara , in Harder Drive: Hard drives we didn't want or need

Not since the video about aluminum can manufacturing have I sat inexplicably spellbound for the entire thing.

JackbyDev OP ,

Idk if I saw the same one but yeah I really appreciate all the workings of the “k’chhk” now. It’s so fascinating!

Did you see the one about Hawaii having different cans? youtu.be/7Qi6oIOHbDg

TootSweet , in Spooktober meme time!

Write once, run anywhere away.

newIdentity , in Spooktober meme time!

Spooky

xusontha OP ,

More like terrifying

newIdentity ,

True

I have to program in Java at my work and I absolutely hate it

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

What version of Java? 11 up is tolerable, modern Java is nice. Still see 8 in the wild though.

newIdentity ,

Java 20 mostly

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

I’m surprised, I would love to work in Java 20. Do you have any particular pain points with it? Or is it just that you’d rather be using something else?

newIdentity , (edited )

Yeah. I just don’t like Java

C# is better

nogrub ,

we programm sort algorithms in java right now and i can’t really complain but i’m just a newbie

EfreetSK , in Spooktober meme time!
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

Java … BAAAAD! Ahahahaha never gets old.

Also search your dictionary for ‘sarcasm’

Psythik ,

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    kameecoding ,

    in my personal experience the Venn diagram of people who say java sucks and the ones who write spaghetti code is a big fucking circle.

    xigoi ,
    @xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Some of the worst spaghetti code I’ve seen was idiomatically written Java.

    30p87 ,

    @Mojang

    rimjob_rainer , in Spooktober meme time!

    java le bad am I rite? updoots to the left

    s_s ,

    Is this a boilerplate comment?

    lemmyman ,

    Boilerplate comment for boilerplate meme

    s_s ,

    Sounds like an inheritance problem.

    topinambour_rex ,
    @topinambour_rex@lemmy.world avatar

    It supports one of the best creative coding language, processing.

    Maultasche , in Spooktober meme time!

    The real scary part is how many of them are using Java 8 and older.

    DudeDudenson ,

    I work for one of the unicorns of my country. 3/4 of the apps I maintain only work on java 8.

    Legacy code op

    spudwart ,

    “Legacy code” Aka the fear of getting sued by Oracle for literal nonsense.

    DudeDudenson ,

    More like “We don’t know what it does or why it’s there but it seems important so don’t touch it”

    railsdev , in Harder Drive: Hard drives we didn't want or need

    Where’s that Piped bot at? These links to Google services are killing me (completely blocked on my network).

    kryllic ,
    @kryllic@programming.dev avatar

    This might help: libredirect.github.io

    muleunchangedstarved OP , in classic configure neovim experience

    I can tell you, my productivity is on never-seen-before heights.

    QuazarOmega ,

    Just not specifying if in positive or negative

    irmoz ,

    heights

    dust_accelerator ,

    1.2e-10 to 1.3e-10 range

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