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Hotzilla , in Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate...

Yew, what the fuck

bolexforsoup , (edited ) in They never let me

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sudo ,

Client: “How much is this disaster recovery plan going to cost me?”

Me: “A hell of a lot less than when you don’t have (valid, tested) backups and need them”

umbraroze , in Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate...

Clearly, the superiour mode is to just use keyword based scoping (à la Ruby do … end). When I was a kid I read an OBSCENE MAGAZINE where I saw a Forth program go dup dup dup and I was like “ok so what’s the problem here? Things happen and everything is just keywords?” and my young mind was corrupted forever I guess

zqwzzle , in Unit Tests

Por que no los dos?

wreckedcarzz ,
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Hooray! 🌮

KindaABigDyl , in Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate...
@KindaABigDyl@programming.dev avatar

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luciole , in Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate...
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It’s fascinating how s-expressions are both data type and language syntax. Such power. Only other time I saw something remotely like this was XSLT & XML, which I admittedly do not miss one bit.

PenisWenisGenius , in What it's like to be a developer in 2024

2020 has become the decade of reading books. Search results these days are so bad.

mindbleach , in Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate...

Load-bearing whitespace is a mistake.

bjoern_tantau , in They never let me
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In time they will learn.

_NetNomad , in Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate...
@_NetNomad@kbin.run avatar

you'll pry my END command from my cold, dead hands...

jelloeater85 , in Let's do micro service
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

What the fuck is a “lamba server less”, and why is my cloud bill so fucked? 🚒 🔥 💰 💸

😵😢😥🤯

Rooki ,
@Rooki@lemmy.world avatar

“You dont have to care about infrastructure…” is the bigest lie of those microservice hosting providers.

Blackmist ,

“You didn’t pay to have it across 47 different data-centres, of course you won’t get 100% uptime!”

RageAgainstTheRich ,

I was looking up lambda functions for rust because i needed it for something and didn’t know how, what, etc. But searching anything lambda now only shows results for fucking amazon lambda bullshit! Really pisses me off… its fucked 😠

calcopiritus ,

If you mean lambdas like in python where you say lambda x: x+1, they are called closures in rust, try searching for that instead.

RageAgainstTheRich ,

Thankyou so much! It can be hard to figure out when all results give me amazon lambda. Rust and their silly names…

jelloeater85 ,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

AWS Fargate, amazing, AWS ServerLess,… Da fuk!

sirico ,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Hockey stick go!

chonglibloodsport , in Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate...

Haskell does both! Most people prefer to use whitespace when writing Haskell but it’s not required. Braces and semicolons are preferred if you’re going to be generating Haskell code.

flappy , in Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate...

I hate YAML so much

FiskFisk33 , in Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate...
lnxtx , in Not a Number
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rikudou ,

In my language, onanování is masturbating. And onan is a mild insult insinuating that someone wanks a lot.

kamenlady ,
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Onanieren in German

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Onanovanie in Slovak.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Onanizál in Hungarian.

Central European gang rise up!

Muscar ,

Onani in Swedish, which this image is from.

wanderer ,

It’s onanism in English. And it’s rather stupid to call it that because Onan didn’t masturbate, he used the pull out method to avoid getting his sister-in-law pregnant with his brother’s kid. (yes, I know that sounds weird but that’s the story)

andioop ,

I figure it is called that because both the pull-out method and masturbation for penis-havers involves spilling your seed somewhere outside of a woman’s womb.

wanderer ,

Yes, from a superficial viewpoint they are similar. And from a superficial viewpoint shooting a practice target is similar to shooting a person dead. It would be rather stupid to refer to target practice as murder.

andioop ,

I get your point, but considering that we got the word “Onanism” from the Bible I was thinking about some Christian denominations’ views of why God wasn’t happy with Onan in the Bible: because he ejaculated without trying to procreate. That is why I thought it was relevant to tie those two things together like that.

wanderer ,

Onan’s crime was greed not lust. He did not want to provide for Tamar or her potential children.

andioop ,

According to Wikipedia, Biblical scholars essentially agree with you, to the point

Bible scholars even maintain that the Bible does not claim that masturbation would be sinful.

which is pretty cool especially given my prior belief that most people agreed it was about lust. Wikipedia does also say that some Christian denominations have interpreted the sin to be as lust, though.

And Catholicism, at least, still doesn’t like the ejaculation without procreation:

Since, therefore, the conjugal act is destined primarily by nature for the begetting of children, those who in exercising it deliberately frustrate its natural power and purpose sin against nature and commit a deed which is shameful and intrinsically vicious.

Small wonder, therefore, if Holy Writ bears witness that the Divine Majesty regards with greatest detestation this horrible crime and at times has punished it with death. As St. Augustine notes, “Intercourse even with one’s legitimate wife is unlawful and wicked where the conception of the offspring is prevented. Onan, the son of Juda, did this and the Lord killed him for it.”

(number 54 and 55 in a Pope Pius XI encyclical)

(I never thought I’d be discussing religion on programming.dev lol)

rikudou ,

Not the same thing, I’m pretty sure something like that is in almost any language, but here it’s the official word for male masturbation, not some niche word that’s not really used much.

I know the story and you’re right, it’s pretty dumb how it’s used.

psmgx ,

related: en.wikipedia.org/…/Some_Thoughts_on_the_Science_o…

by Mark Twain, btw. short read, and hilarious

blackbrook ,

…spilled his arithmetic overflow on the ground.

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