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the_crotch ,

Today on Tasting History we’re making pervitin, the stimulant that fueled the third reich

SocialMediaRefugee ,

I thought my tuna salad had a kick to it

fernlike3923 ,
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What, 2200 pounds of meth!? I hope the ones behind it get caught soon!

JimSamtanko ,

At least the junkies are eating healthy.

FuglyDuck ,
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“How to get your kids to crave their vegetables.”

soul ,
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Y’all got anymore of that celery?

Imgonnatrythis ,

They didn’t throw out the meth though right?

sudo ,

The 1500 lb of meth? No they didn’t throw that away.

thatKamGuy ,

That seizure of 980lb of meth is surely a county record, and was promptly moved to a secure location.

FrowingFostek ,

Yeah we loaded all 530lbs of meth into evidence already Danny.

TokenBoomer ,

Everyone knows celery is a precursor. Jesse, it’s time to cook 🧑‍🍳

piecat ,

Got that blue cheese dip, BIITCH

_haha_oh_wow_ ,
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Why is meth suddenly popping up in food everywhere?

TheGalacticVoid OP ,

Meth is really tasty

BakerBagel ,

Meth has always beem a popular party drug, and has always entered the country in wild vectors like this. I think what has changed is the DEA is no longer cracking down on illegal marijuana imports aince half the states now have legalized growth in some capacity or another. No sense in shipping pot to Wisconsin or Indiana when every state they border has a dispenseries directly across the state line. The DEA has to show that they are doing something, so they are cracking down on meth now

BeMoreCareful ,

ANTS! On a log!

But these will crawl all over you.

brianary ,

Krusty: “Garnish my celery‽”

_____ ,

Please, Krusty, no jokes.

Thassodar , (edited )

There’s always money in the banana celery stand.

Kolanaki ,
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The most intense bump on a log you’ve ever had.

SouthFresh ,
@SouthFresh@lemmy.ml avatar

Both have negative calories?

EleventhHour ,
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At that point, isn’t it more that celery was found in a shipment of meth?

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