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LEDZeppelin ,

Perfect example that vast majority of narcotics enter the country through LEGAL checkpoints and NOT via migrants crossing the border as Trump and GOP like to fear monger

sleen ,

They really seem to not care about anything other than the migrants.

snekerpimp ,

“But they will take my cookies!”

cows_are_underrated ,

But they will take my cocaine!

plactagonic ,

And my bow.

4lan ,

not to mention they are half as criminally violent compared to US Citizens…about 45% less violent if they are undocumented

It has always been about racism. not crime. not drugs.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/931d9027-9471-40db-8517-502cec4b49b4.jpeg

RamblingPanda ,

So the lesson is not to get rid of immigration, but of vegetables!

Zipitydew ,

I’d make that deal for cruciferous vegetables specifically. I’m one of the people for which they taste absolutely disgusting regardless of preparation or attempts to mask the flavor.

But you can’t have my peppers. Love me some spicy food.

MHLoppy ,
@MHLoppy@fedia.io avatar

The agency had learned about a semitrailer coming across the Mexican border, and agents tracked the drugs to the farmers market, said DEA Special Agent in Charge Robert Murphy. The drugs were found inside the truck, he said.

“This was contained in a cover load of celery,”

So unfortunately not inside the celery itself, which would of course be significantly more fun :(

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

I’d like to return the headline please

usualsuspect191 ,

Now I’m wondering if you could get celery to soak up a drug solution since it’s so watery, then exact the drugs again later

N0body ,

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. I lost 87 pounds in 2 months on the meth and celery diet. The twitching and sores are totally worth it.

sensiblepuffin ,
@sensiblepuffin@lemmy.world avatar

Non-amp link: nbcnews.com/…/2300-pounds-meth-found-hidden-celer…

TheGalacticVoid OP ,

Thanks, just changed it.

RootBeerGuy , (edited )
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

First those sweets in NZ then this. Lots of screwups in the meth business!

anarchrist ,

At least this meth isn’t where a child would find it!

Empricorn ,

I’m surprised it’s where a Georgian would find it.

www.ajc.com/life/…/OAWAXMOTWZEJ3G4D25QIB2UZTY/#:~….

nokturne213 ,

Unless the kid wanted to make a celery boat as a snack.

Drunemeton ,
@Drunemeton@lemmy.world avatar

My mom just used peanut butter to stuff celery. This sounds like a horrible mother…

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

At that point, isn’t it more that celery was found in a shipment of meth?

farcaster ,

Not the onion indeed

BeMoreCareful ,

ANTS! On a log!

But these will crawl all over you.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The most intense bump on a log you’ve ever had.

SouthFresh ,
@SouthFresh@lemmy.ml avatar

Both have negative calories?

brianary ,

Krusty: “Garnish my celery‽”

Thassodar ,

There’s always cash in the banana celery stand.

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