I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck | Defector (defector.com)
Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant (www.independent.co.uk)
cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/16933715...
Man impersonates cop only to pull over a real detective and get arrested (local12.com)
Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments (boingboing.net)
George Santos launches OnlyFans account to share ‘full behind the scenes access’ (www.yahoo.com)
Video: Water cannon used on people protesting against Delhi water crisis (www.indiatoday.in)
Diesel the escaped pet donkey found living with elk after five years. (www.theguardian.com)
Maine Cybertruck Owner Sad Everyone Hates His Truck (jalopnik.com)
‘Make Europe Great Again’: Hungary’s new motto for EU presidency has a familiar ring to it (www.wral.com)
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General Election 2024: Politicians 'not professional enough to be clowns' as performers and punters weigh up votes in election circus (news.sky.com)
Michigan Republicans' bill: Make AR-15 state's official rifle (www.detroitnews.com)
Some days, those who would command govern represent us just make it too easy for, among other things, finding “post fodder.”...
How long have you been in there?! A popular tourist destination in China has installed toilet timers. Reactions are mixed. (edition.cnn.com)
A video recently shared on various Chinese news and social media sites shows a set of timers installed above a row of toilet cubicles in a female washroom, with each stall getting its own digital counter....
Ontario man can't collect lottery prize after he forgets where he bought ticket (ptv-news.com.pk)
Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men (www.lgbtqnation.com)
cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/16157729...
[Meta] Is this just a news community now?
I made a comment to this effect the other day. Scrolling through this community, out of about the 10 most recent posts, I see one that is borderline oniony and the rest are just straight up news, mostly US politics-related....
House Republicans Propose Renaming Oceans After Donald Trump (dailyboulder.com)
House Republicans have ignited a firestorm with a proposed bill that would rename the vast coastal waters encircling the United States after former President Donald Trump. The legislation, spearheaded by Florida Representative Greg Steube, seeks to rebrand the US Exclusive Economic Zone as the “Donald John Trump Exclusive...
AI candidate running for Parliament in the U.K. says AI can humanize politics (www.nbcnews.com)
Cross posted from: lemmy.world/post/16498799
Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy (www.bbc.com)
Huawei Is Now Reportedly Selling Beef Products That It Received As Sanctions-Evading Payment For Argentina's 5G Equipment (wccftech.com)
cross-posted from: lemmy.ml/post/16879091
Trump gets name of his doctor wrong as he challenges Biden to cognitive test (www.theguardian.com)
Gaffe came as 78-year-old Republican presidential candidate sought to bolster his support among Black and Latino voters in Michigan
Trump Finally Weighs in on Controversial Shark vs. Electrocution Debate (whowhatwhy.org)
In a soliloquy on batteries for electric vehicles, including ships, he pondered what would happen if such a boat were to sink and the battery would submerge....
Photographer Disqualified From AI Image Contest After Winning With Real Photo (petapixel.com)
Israel using trebuchet to fire flaming projectile at Hezbollah (www.newsweek.com)
Israeli soldiers on the northern border have been seen using a medieval catapult-like weapon to shoot flaming projectiles into Lebanon, igniting plantations to prevent Hezbollah fighters from infiltrating into the south....
‘It is not illegal to teach drunk’: Charges dropped against 2nd grade teacher accused of being intoxicated in class (lawandcrime.com)
While the District Attorney’s Office agrees that it is highly inappropriate to teach while intoxicated, it is, unfortunately, not illegal.”