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nuke OP ,

🔫

I LIED, THERE IS NO COMMENT SECTION

NOW SIT DOWN AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST NONCREDIBLE BABY NAMES

dactylotheca , (edited )
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

I’m somewhat partial to Mirv

Edit: they grow up so fast

https://suppo.fi/pictrs/image/b7eebaea-2980-45ba-b573-ff0fe821e6e1.jpeg

verity_kindle ,

Rich,is that you? Hope you are okay after MRV crash.

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Can a bitch have some context, please

verity_kindle ,

So glad you asked. Rich, aka New York National Guard, aka Buffalo police officer, aka “AngryCops”, bought a fire truck and had it converted to a Morale Response Vehicle, for veterans and charity events. It’s a bit like the vet version of ECTO-1 from Ghostbusters, but even louder and with cold kegs. I heard a rumor about a crash, hope it’s not a RIP for the MRV. POB.

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

That’s one of the most American things I have heard in a while

verity_kindle ,

Yeah. I’m glad I could be the one to force you down this path. A path to an Angry Drill Sergeant.

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Why are drill sergeants so angry anyhow?

Pelicanen ,

That was my laptop background for a really long time, almost feels nostalgic to see it again!

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

It’s a great photo. Fucking terrifying to think that there could have been a 300kt boom at the end of each of those pretty lines

verity_kindle ,

Sarsılmaz Beefboy

xor ,

Bayraktar

RandomStickman ,
@RandomStickman@kbin.run avatar

ATTACK'EMS

Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

Bunkerbuster

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

X Æ A-12

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

🤮

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

butt stockton

Rusty ,

Flugabwehrkanonenpanzer Gepard

hemko ,

Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–

swab148 ,
@swab148@lemm.ee avatar

Little Bobby Tables, we call him

gnutrino ,

Tonibler

MataVatnik ,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Russia Delenda Est

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Fighting Falcon.

Friends will call them F-16.

GBU_28 ,

Pave low

F04118F ,

Haimars

Leopard

Bradley

Griepen

Vaiper

Falcon

Neto

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Some alternatives:

  • Fighting Falcon
  • Strike Eagle
  • Raptor
  • Stealth

Then the kid just goes by a nickname.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Raptor is going to KILL the social circle in elementary school.

vatniksplatnik ,

So BRRRRT is still fine?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

What if they named the kid “Eff Sixteen” or “Raptor?”

tobogganablaze ,

You mean “Viper”?

N0body ,

We are glad to welcome to the family our new bundle of joy, Fsixteen Fuckputin.

Diplomjodler3 ,

But Bradley is OK, I assume.

fmstrat ,

Interesting. Assuming real, in a war-torn country, I could imagine this is to combat accidental exclamations of a name that could lead people to act rashly.

OttoVonNoob ,

With Russia kidnapping children, it’s they much harder to get them back without conventional names… We demand the return of John Smith! we demand the return of 67AutumnLeaves! Russian: We have no one in our system with that name we must not of took him.

verity_kindle ,
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

And then, when 67AutumnLeaves grows up, he can be offered a chance to be injected with super soldier formula and chase Shoigu to the gates of Hell.

neidu2 ,

How about naming the kid Dynamics, and setting them up early for a nice and lifelong military career? Because one day that name might make sense.

yesman ,

So now I understand why Musk hates Ukraine.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Essess Kay Moskva

someguy3 , (edited )

But mah freedom of l33t speech!

verity_kindle ,

I’m expecting MST3K references. Don’t let me down, edgelords.

verity_kindle ,
@verity_kindle@lemmy.world avatar

Father Lawnchair Pilot.

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