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MyFairJulia ,
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It’s already too late since World War II already happened. Donald Trump tried his best but World War II happened. We could keep warning people about Biden but unfortunately he will enter the time machine anyway and tell young aspiring artist Adolf Hitler that his art isn’t that good. He will have tried to tell Adolf in the nicest way possible to ensure that Adolf won’t take this wrong. Perhaps he will have tried to encourage Adolf to keep pursuing art as a hobby and maybe try studying art again later. But the fact that World War II happened shows that nothing that Biden will have tried has worked.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Everybody kills Hitler on their first trip.

CharlesDarwin ,
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Even if donnie did not totally f this up and sound like he’s ready for a memory unit, it’s not like he is much younger than Biden. Every time he talks about Biden, it only reminds me of how old donnie is.

echodot ,

Every time he says anything about Biden being really old it always makes me think of my grandmothers.

My grandmother on my mother’s side died at 80 with dementia. Meanwhile my grandmother on my father’s side died at 99 and was basically perfectly normal and aware until about 2 weeks before her death, so age clearly isn’t everything.

Also Trump is clearly suffering from some kind of neurological degenerate disease and wasn’t exactly an competing in intellectual decathlons to begin with.

CharlesDarwin ,
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In addition, donnie does not seem to be doing anything at all to age well. Netflix has a series about living to 100; donnie seems to violate every single suggestion.

echodot ,

Well according to my grandmother the trick was to not die. Also she used to bleach her cookware, but I suspect she lived to 99 despite that, rather than because of it.

CitizenKong ,

Well, but didn’t you know that the human body has a finite amount of energy like a battery and you use it up doing sports? Donald Trump does.

anon_water ,
@anon_water@lemmy.ml avatar

Lmao

MonkderZweite ,

The pot calling the kettle black.

iHUNTcriminals ,

As Americans, should we just mass suicide to try to save humanity?

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

The problem is… the wrong one’s would mass suicide and leave behind the assholes.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

Murder/suicide it is then!

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I’m thinking we can just learn some lessons from the Fyre festival and arrange to have them left on a deserted island without cell signal.

Rocketpoweredgorilla ,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Just tell them that’s where hunter hid his other laptop.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

"Jason Aldeen and Kid Rock are hosting a week long festival with all you drink Coors light and it's free for god fearing patriots!"

jasondj ,
  • beer isn’t refrigerated.
  • it’s 104 degrees out
  • water costs $15 each. It’s a 12oz Liquid Death.
WarmSoda ,

COVID almost worked

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe ,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Maybe next plague...

CharlesDarwin ,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

Thomas Hartmann keeps quoting some stat that illustrates the die-off of Republicans due to Covid. I wish I could remember the exact amount, but it was not rosy for Republicans.

kadu ,
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

There is an interesting statistic that, if everybody on Earth lived exactly like the average american, we would need 8 planet Earths worth of resources - which is insane.

Take your average latin american individual, and this number drops to 0.9.

Clbull , (edited )

Remember that time when Biden thought he was debating against Abraham Lincoln in the televised debates?

Both Biden and Trump are borderline senile fossils that shouldn’t be trusted with the Western economy and nearly half of the planet’s nuclear weapons stockpile. Either candidate poses a very legitimate argument for maximum age limits to be imposed on future presidential candidates.

This isn’t out of any dislike towards the elderly. People’s mental facilities tend to decline substantially when they get to that age and that proves detrimental when making economic and political decisions. We saw the same thing with Ronald Reagan in the later years of his tenure.

When it’s a two-horse race between Joe Biden and Donald Trump, society loses.

Khanzarate ,

and then we have senators that gave away power of attorney but still have power over the US.

Age limits are necessary. Term limits would at least patch the problem.

NotSoCoolWhip ,

I absolutely think biden’s too old, but in this specific clip it kind of seems like he is making fun of Trump’s “I am the least racist person ever” response.

mostNONheinous ,

Definitely a sarcastic jab at trump.

SomeRandomWords ,

I’m 100% confident that at the time that’s how this was interpreted. After the guy talked about how he was the least racist person in the room (lol), calling him Abraham Lincoln doesn’t seem like much of a stretch.

Clbull ,

By mid 19th Century standards (the Civil Rights movement wouldn’t come until roughly a century later), wasn’t Lincoln progressive? Not only for leading the US through a civil war brewed partially over slavery, but also abolishing it?

NotSoCoolWhip ,

Yes, that’s the point.

Dkarma ,

Haha I love how I watched this live and knew conservatives wouldn’t have a clue what Biden is saying here.

He’s ripping on trump and it totally flew over your heads.
Conservatives really don’t have the ability to understand sarcasm unless it matches their confirmation biases.

I’ve been waiting years for this to manifest. Thank you for being the idiot who fell on the grenade.

Dark_Arc ,
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I just watched it … it’s mind boggling that could be interpreted as anything but a dig.

Syrc ,

From Joe Biden, the man who said he was going to beat Joe Biden?

I mean, it could definitely be a joke, but I wouldn’t put it past him to do that. He’s definitely senile, the wrong thing about the “speech” in the article is that Trump is in no position to say that when he’s even worse.

SCB ,

You cannot be this stupid.

I genuinely refuse to accept that you honestly believe what you say here

papertowels ,

Mfw you are more out of touch with language than the man you’re portraying as senile.

Have you honestly never heard a sarcastic “look at __ over here”?

Godric ,

Does anyone have a link to the statement?

Lonnie123 ,

You didnt happen to… read the article did you?

twitter.com/_Mama_Mia10/…/1702889713458090106

Godric ,

Thank you, it did not load on my end.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

I'm starting to think something might be off with this Trump guy...

shandrakor ,

World War II: The Sequel “Let’s Gidderdone Right”

TruTollTroll ,
@TruTollTroll@lemmy.world avatar

Wait not world war two, ‘the search for more money’?! Lol

Mouselemming ,

Well obviously WWII ended badly for Hitler the First, so Hitler II has got good reason to worry about WWII Jr.

stopthatgirl7 ,
@stopthatgirl7@kbin.social avatar

I facepalmed just reading the headline.

Plantee ,
@Plantee@kbin.social avatar

One should actually facepalm at "Trump", so the rest of the nonsense can't be read.

Tygr ,

I won’t vote for old, either side. Done with it.

A_Random_Idiot ,

Thats a long winded way to say you want repubs to win and create the fourth reich.

YeetPics ,
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If we rush this section we can get to the space race and go to the moon by 2059.

tallwookie ,

not again!

morgan_423 ,
@morgan_423@lemmy.world avatar

Like… with a time machine? In a way that was somehow hidden to history?

Okay, now I’m honestly intrigued. More details needed.

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