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MsPenguinette ,

I just don’t want to anything anymore

AllonzeeLV ,

We’re just monkeys with guns.

Humanity patting itself on the back about how enlightened it believes that it is is just masturbation.

NaibofTabr ,

We’re just monkeys

Speak for yourself, I’ve never played a guitar in my life and I wouldn’t be caught dead in that haircut.

Ubermeisters ,

Said the ape in underwear

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

That’s Monkees. Subtle but important difference.

HopeOfTheGunblade ,
@HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social avatar

We are the dumbest apes capable of building a technological civilization.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Some of us are cephalopods, thank you very much.

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

World War Two DID happen therefore Biden retroactively caused it! Impeach him now!

dmonzel ,
@dmonzel@lemmy.world avatar

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff. That’s how he caused it.

TheJims ,

Biden is a deep state time lord of Gallifrey… believe me!

YeetPics ,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Biden Time Family

Dkarma ,

Slow clap.

iHUNTcriminals ,

As Americans, should we just mass suicide to try to save humanity?

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

The problem is… the wrong one’s would mass suicide and leave behind the assholes.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

Murder/suicide it is then!

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I’m thinking we can just learn some lessons from the Fyre festival and arrange to have them left on a deserted island without cell signal.

Rocketpoweredgorilla ,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Just tell them that’s where hunter hid his other laptop.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

"Jason Aldeen and Kid Rock are hosting a week long festival with all you drink Coors light and it's free for god fearing patriots!"

jasondj ,
  • beer isn’t refrigerated.
  • it’s 104 degrees out
  • water costs $15 each. It’s a 12oz Liquid Death.
WarmSoda ,

COVID almost worked

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe ,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Maybe next plague...

CharlesDarwin ,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

Thomas Hartmann keeps quoting some stat that illustrates the die-off of Republicans due to Covid. I wish I could remember the exact amount, but it was not rosy for Republicans.

kadu ,
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

There is an interesting statistic that, if everybody on Earth lived exactly like the average american, we would need 8 planet Earths worth of resources - which is insane.

Take your average latin american individual, and this number drops to 0.9.

TinyPizza ,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

I'm starting to think something might be off with this Trump guy...

stopthatgirl7 ,
@stopthatgirl7@kbin.social avatar

I facepalmed just reading the headline.

Plantee ,
@Plantee@kbin.social avatar

One should actually facepalm at "Trump", so the rest of the nonsense can't be read.

Naja_Kaouthia ,
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

I…think I need a drink. (I don’t drink)

Palerider ,
@Palerider@feddit.uk avatar

Well, between wars, the rise of the far Right (again), climate change and the utter fucking up of the world economies by the ultra rich, now would be a good time to start.

JustAManOnAToilet ,

I quit a little over 4 years ago. Since then we’ve had a pandemic, riots, war in Europe, too many natural disasters to name, and no real improvement on the horizon. I’m starting to wonder if my drinking was holding this world together.

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.one avatar

The last time I was drinking often was when my mom was in her last couple years. She passed in 2016. My drinking is occasional (even rare) now. Can’t let you take all the blame. We’ll split it 50-50 lol

echodot ,

I’m just going to down this litre of vodka and you two let me know if anything improves, because I doubt I’ll be able to figure it out on my own.

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.one avatar

The hero we need! o7

HopeOfTheGunblade ,
@HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social avatar

Look, I know it's a big ask, but can y'all please spirit our problems away?

TheLowestStone ,
@TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

If you quitting drinking was all it took to kick off the end of the world, we were screwed anyway.

stringere ,

I guess the world’s just going to have to burn, then.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You really should stay hydrated.

chris ,
@chris@programming.dev avatar

A cognitively impaired Trump thinks a ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden May Cause ‘World War II’

echodot ,

Imagine being so cognitively impaired that you accidentally time travel.

The question becomes does America want a time travelling president? I mean I assume that they would, but I’m not American so what do I know.

CharlesDarwin ,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

Even if donnie did not totally f this up and sound like he’s ready for a memory unit, it’s not like he is much younger than Biden. Every time he talks about Biden, it only reminds me of how old donnie is.

echodot ,

Every time he says anything about Biden being really old it always makes me think of my grandmothers.

My grandmother on my mother’s side died at 80 with dementia. Meanwhile my grandmother on my father’s side died at 99 and was basically perfectly normal and aware until about 2 weeks before her death, so age clearly isn’t everything.

Also Trump is clearly suffering from some kind of neurological degenerate disease and wasn’t exactly an competing in intellectual decathlons to begin with.

CharlesDarwin ,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

In addition, donnie does not seem to be doing anything at all to age well. Netflix has a series about living to 100; donnie seems to violate every single suggestion.

echodot ,

Well according to my grandmother the trick was to not die. Also she used to bleach her cookware, but I suspect she lived to 99 despite that, rather than because of it.

CitizenKong ,

Well, but didn’t you know that the human body has a finite amount of energy like a battery and you use it up doing sports? Donald Trump does.

InternetUser2012 ,

Ahhh, projection at it’s finest.

mojo ,

Luckily Biden is always awake and alert because he is “woke”

MrMukagee ,

Nobody is woke in America … they’re living the American dream, which you have to be asleep in order to enjoy.

this_1_is_mine ,

Or cocaine…

xePBMg9 ,

Perfect time for biden to introduce a cognitive test for up and coming presidents. Would exclude trump from presidency. Probably him and no other. If it is easy.

sadbehr ,
@sadbehr@lemmy.nz avatar

Why not add a basic intelligence test too? Imo asking for someone that’s cognitively coherent and isn’t a complete moron isn’t asking much for a leader of a country.

The question is, which one would Trump fail first?

knobbysideup ,

Or at the very least require a TS clearance to run.

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    WhiteHawk ,

    You heard him boys, take him away

    tsonfeir ,
    @tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

    I do love that most of you all are pretty left leaning. Thanks.

    neanderthal ,

    I don’t think people are all that left. I think conservative has been misused so much it is almost a drop in for fascist or laissez fair capitalist.

    E.g. abortion. The conservative mindset is to keep regulations to a minimal and defer to the medical community. Overruling Roe was pretty radical and goes against the recommendations of the medical community. It is also government getting into people’s business.

    E.g. climate. Wouldn’t it be more conservative to err on the side of caution and do things that are a good idea anyway and reduce GHG, like renewables and reducing car dependent design? Replacing street cars, trams, and rails with cars everywhere was a pretty radical move.

    I can keep going with examples, but I think that is clear enough.

    flipht ,

    If you look at policies, people overwhelmingly support policies, initiatives, laws, etc. that progressive groups champion.

    If you look at how people rate themselves and people they know, they will simultaneously say that they are all moderates or conservatives.

    Politicians further misunderstand the overall lean of their constituents, because the loudest and most consistent voices are regressives screaming that all conservatives are with them.

    Add to this that progressive groups tend to be focusing on actually doing the things, while regressives can quickly build a fantasy world and just all agree to repeat it ad nauseum, and you've got a perfect storm for people to not have any good way to actually describe the world they want to live in.

    neanderthal ,

    they will simultaneously say that they are all moderates or conservatives.

    That is the infuriating part. The people the are voting for are anything but that when you think about what they say the value and what those they vote for do. Case in point, I just got a mailer from a local politician with some anti trans nonsense about some trans woman athlete that did well and it wasn’t fair because she used to male. Wouldn’t the small government approach be to leave it up to the sports organization?

    Same with schools. Why are all these alleged conservatives that claim small government out of their business trying to micromanage school libraries?

    Why do these government out of my business types want the only way to get around be a car you have to have government permission to operate that you must register with the government that must meet government safety and emissions regulations, that you can only effectively use on government roads that are monitored constantly by government police and you have to have government mandated insurance that meets government requirements.

    tsonfeir ,
    @tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

    I think those conservatives are dead by now. It’s the trumpets now.

    angrymouse ,

    But you are talking about a political conservatives, these aren’t it, they even want to throw elections everywhere. In Brazil our copycats say they are “conservative in traditions” but “liberals in economy”, you know, “I want a child to born but then it can starve to death”.

    Albbi ,

    I don’t care if people are leaning one way or the other as long as they argue their points in good faith.

    That said, one side seems to engage like that a lot more than the other.

    Dkarma ,

    Most of reality is. Conservatives hate the fact that they are in the extreme minority.

    Mouselemming ,

    Well obviously WWII ended badly for Hitler the First, so Hitler II has got good reason to worry about WWII Jr.

    Takina_sOldPairTM ,
    @Takina_sOldPairTM@lemmy.world avatar

    Pot calling kettle black.

    jopepa ,

    Pot calling the kettle “pot”

    Snapz ,

    Pot calling the kettle collect and not reimbursing for the cost later

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